A CHRISTMAS CAROL
IN PROSE
BEING
A
Ghost Story of Christmas
BY
CHARLES DICKENS
WITH ILLUSTRATIONS BY JOHN LEECH
(29 August 1817 – 29 October 1864)
(29 August 1817 – 29 October 1864)
PREFACE
I HAVE endeavoured in this Ghostly little book, to raise the Ghost of an Idea, which shall not put my readers out of humour with themselves, with each other, with the season, or with me. May it haunt their houses pleasantly, and no one wish to lay it.
Their
faithful Friend and Servant,
C.
D.
December, 1843.
CONTENTS
STAVE I
MARLEY’S
GHOST
STAVE II
THE
FIRST OF THE THREE SPIRITS
STAVE III
THE
SECOND OF THE THREE SPIRITS
STAVE IV
THE
LAST OF THE SPIRITS
STAVE V
THE
END OF IT
ILLUSTRATIONS
Marley’s
Ghost
Ghosts
of Departed Usurers
Mr.
Fezziwig’s Ball
Scrooge
Extinguishes the First of the Three Spirits
Scrooge’s
Third Visitor
Ignorance
and Want
The
Last of the Spirits
Scrooge
and Bob Cratchit
MARLEY’S
GHOST.
Marley
was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of
his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the
chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ’Change, for
anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
Mind!
I don’t mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is
particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to
regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the
wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not
disturb it, or the Country’s done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat,
emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
Scrooge
knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Scrooge and he
were partners for I don’t know how many years. Scrooge was his sole executor,
his sole administrator, his sole assign, his sole residuary legatee, his sole
friend, and sole mourner. And even Scrooge was not so dreadfully cut up by the
sad event, but that he was an excellent man of business on the very day of the
funeral, and solemnised it with an undoubted bargain.
The
mention of Marley’s funeral brings me back to the point I started from. There
is no doubt that Marley was dead. This must be distinctly understood, or
nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate. If we were not
perfectly convinced that Hamlet’s Father died before the play began, there would
be nothing more remarkable in his taking a stroll at night, in an easterly
wind, upon his own ramparts, than there would be in any other middle-aged
gentleman rashly turning out after dark in a breezy spot—say Saint Paul’s
Churchyard for instance—literally to astonish his son’s weak mind.
Scrooge
never painted out Old Marley’s name. There it stood, years afterwards, above
the warehouse door: Scrooge and Marley. The firm was known as Scrooge and
Marley. Sometimes people new to the business called Scrooge Scrooge, and
sometimes Marley, but he answered to both names. It was all the same to him.
Oh!
But he was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge! a squeezing,
wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner! Hard and sharp
as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire; secret, and
self-contained, and solitary as an oyster. The cold within him froze his old
features, nipped his pointed nose, shrivelled his cheek, stiffened his gait;
made his eyes red, his thin lips blue; and spoke out shrewdly in his grating
voice. A frosty rime was on his head, and on his eyebrows, and his wiry chin.
He carried his own low temperature always about with him; he iced his office in
the dog-days; and didn’t thaw it one degree at Christmas.
External
heat and cold had little influence on Scrooge. No warmth could warm, no wintry
weather chill him. No wind that blew was bitterer than he, no falling snow was
more intent upon its purpose, no pelting rain less open to entreaty. Foul
weather didn’t know where to have him. The heaviest rain, and snow, and hail,
and sleet, could boast of the advantage over him in only one respect. They
often “came down” handsomely, and Scrooge never did.
Nobody
ever stopped him in the street to say, with gladsome looks, “My dear Scrooge,
how are you? When will you come to see me?” No beggars implored him to bestow a
trifle, no children asked him what it was o’clock, no man or woman ever once in
all his life inquired the way to such and such a place, of Scrooge. Even the
blind men’s dogs appeared to know him; and when they saw him coming on, would
tug their owners into doorways and up courts; and then would wag their tails as
though they said, “No eye at all is better than an evil eye, dark master!”
But
what did Scrooge care! It was the very thing he liked. To edge his way along
the crowded paths of life, warning all human sympathy to keep its distance, was
what the knowing ones call “nuts” to Scrooge.
Once
upon a time—of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve—old Scrooge sat
busy in his counting-house. It was cold, bleak, biting weather: foggy withal:
and he could hear the people in the court outside, go wheezing up and down,
beating their hands upon their breasts, and stamping their feet upon the
pavement stones to warm them. The city clocks had only just gone three, but it
was quite dark already—it had not been light all day—and candles were flaring
in the windows of the neighbouring offices, like ruddy smears upon the palpable
brown air. The fog came pouring in at every chink and keyhole, and was so dense
without, that although the court was of the narrowest, the houses opposite were
mere phantoms. To see the dingy cloud come drooping down, obscuring everything,
one might have thought that Nature lived hard by, and was brewing on a large
scale.
The
door of Scrooge’s counting-house was open that he might keep his eye upon his
clerk, who in a dismal little cell beyond, a sort of tank, was copying letters.
Scrooge had a very small fire, but the clerk’s fire was so very much smaller
that it looked like one coal. But he couldn’t replenish it, for Scrooge kept
the coal-box in his own room; and so surely as the clerk came in with the
shovel, the master predicted that it would be necessary for them to part.
Wherefore the clerk put on his white comforter, and tried to warm himself at
the candle; in which effort, not being a man of a strong imagination, he
failed.
“A
merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!” cried a cheerful voice. It was the voice
of Scrooge’s nephew, who came upon him so quickly that this was the first intimation
he had of his approach.
“Bah!”
said Scrooge, “Humbug!”
He
had so heated himself with rapid walking in the fog and frost, this nephew of
Scrooge’s, that he was all in a glow; his face was ruddy and handsome; his eyes
sparkled, and his breath smoked again.
“Christmas
a humbug, uncle!” said Scrooge’s nephew. “You don’t mean that, I am sure?”
“I
do,” said Scrooge. “Merry Christmas! What right have you to be merry? What
reason have you to be merry? You’re poor enough.”
“Come,
then,” returned the nephew gaily. “What right have you to be dismal? What
reason have you to be morose? You’re rich enough.”
Scrooge
having no better answer ready on the spur of the moment, said, “Bah!” again;
and followed it up with “Humbug.”
“Don’t
be cross, uncle!” said the nephew.
“What
else can I be,” returned the uncle, “when I live in such a world of fools as
this? Merry Christmas! Out upon merry Christmas! What’s Christmas time to you
but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year
older, but not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books and having every
item in ’em through a round dozen of months presented dead against you? If I
could work my will,” said Scrooge indignantly, “every idiot who goes about with
‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and
buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!”
“Uncle!”
pleaded the nephew.
“Nephew!”
returned the uncle sternly, “keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it
in mine.”
“Keep
it!” repeated Scrooge’s nephew. “But you don’t keep it.”
“Let
me leave it alone, then,” said Scrooge. “Much good may it do you! Much good it
has ever done you!”
“There
are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not
profited, I dare say,” returned the nephew. “Christmas among the rest. But I am
sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round—apart from
the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it
can be apart from that—as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant
time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and
women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of
people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and
not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle,
though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that
it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless
it!”
The
clerk in the Tank involuntarily applauded. Becoming immediately sensible of the
impropriety, he poked the fire, and extinguished the last frail spark for ever.
“Let
me hear another sound from you,” said Scrooge, “and you’ll keep your
Christmas by losing your situation! You’re quite a powerful speaker, sir,” he
added, turning to his nephew. “I wonder you don’t go into Parliament.”
“Don’t
be angry, uncle. Come! Dine with us to-morrow.”
Scrooge
said that he would see him—yes, indeed he did. He went the whole length of the
expression, and said that he would see him in that extremity first.
“But
why?” cried Scrooge’s nephew. “Why?”
“Why
did you get married?” said Scrooge.
“Because
I fell in love.”
“Because
you fell in love!” growled Scrooge, as if that were the only one thing in the
world more ridiculous than a merry Christmas. “Good afternoon!”
“Nay,
uncle, but you never came to see me before that happened. Why give it as a
reason for not coming now?”
“Good
afternoon,” said Scrooge.
“I
want nothing from you; I ask nothing of you; why cannot we be friends?”
“Good
afternoon,” said Scrooge.
“I
am sorry, with all my heart, to find you so resolute. We have never had any
quarrel, to which I have been a party. But I have made the trial in homage to
Christmas, and I’ll keep my Christmas humour to the last. So A Merry Christmas,
uncle!”
“Good
afternoon!” said Scrooge.
“And
A Happy New Year!”
“Good
afternoon!” said Scrooge.
His
nephew left the room without an angry word, notwithstanding. He stopped at the
outer door to bestow the greetings of the season on the clerk, who, cold as he
was, was warmer than Scrooge; for he returned them cordially.
“There’s
another fellow,” muttered Scrooge; who overheard him: “my clerk, with fifteen
shillings a week, and a wife and family, talking about a merry Christmas. I’ll
retire to Bedlam.”
This
lunatic, in letting Scrooge’s nephew out, had let two other people in. They
were portly gentlemen, pleasant to behold, and now stood, with their hats off,
in Scrooge’s office. They had books and papers in their hands, and bowed to
him.
“Scrooge
and Marley’s, I believe,” said one of the gentlemen, referring to his list.
“Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr. Scrooge, or Mr. Marley?”
“Mr.
Marley has been dead these seven years,” Scrooge replied. “He died seven years
ago, this very night.”
“We
have no doubt his liberality is well represented by his surviving partner,”
said the gentleman, presenting his credentials.
It
certainly was; for they had been two kindred spirits. At the ominous word
“liberality,” Scrooge frowned, and shook his head, and handed the credentials
back.
“At
this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,” said the gentleman, taking up a
pen, “it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight
provision for the Poor and destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time.
Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in
want of common comforts, sir.”
“Are
there no prisons?” asked Scrooge.
“Plenty
of prisons,” said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.
“And
the Union workhouses?” demanded Scrooge. “Are they still in operation?”
“They
are. Still,” returned the gentleman, “I wish I could say they were not.”
“The
Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?” said Scrooge.
“Both
very busy, sir.”
“Oh!
I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop
them in their useful course,” said Scrooge. “I’m very glad to hear it.”
“Under
the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to
the multitude,” returned the gentleman, “a few of us are endeavouring to raise
a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth. We choose this
time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and
Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down for?”
“Nothing!”
Scrooge replied.
“You
wish to be anonymous?”
“I
wish to be left alone,” said Scrooge. “Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen,
that is my answer. I don’t make merry myself at Christmas and I can’t afford to
make idle people merry. I help to support the establishments I have
mentioned—they cost enough; and those who are badly off must go there.”
“Many
can’t go there; and many would rather die.”
“If
they would rather die,” said Scrooge, “they had better do it, and decrease the
surplus population. Besides—excuse me—I don’t know that.”
“But
you might know it,” observed the gentleman.
“It’s
not my business,” Scrooge returned. “It’s enough for a man to understand his
own business, and not to interfere with other people’s. Mine occupies me
constantly. Good afternoon, gentlemen!”
Seeing
clearly that it would be useless to pursue their point, the gentlemen withdrew.
Scrooge resumed his labours with an improved opinion of himself, and in a more
facetious temper than was usual with him.
Meanwhile
the fog and darkness thickened so, that people ran about with flaring links,
proffering their services to go before horses in carriages, and conduct them on
their way. The ancient tower of a church, whose gruff old bell was always
peeping slily down at Scrooge out of a Gothic window in the wall, became
invisible, and struck the hours and quarters in the clouds, with tremulous
vibrations afterwards as if its teeth were chattering in its frozen head up
there. The cold became intense. In the main street, at the corner of the court,
some labourers were repairing the gas-pipes, and had lighted a great fire in a
brazier, round which a party of ragged men and boys were gathered: warming
their hands and winking their eyes before the blaze in rapture. The water-plug
being left in solitude, its overflowings sullenly congealed, and turned to
misanthropic ice. The brightness of the shops where holly sprigs and berries
crackled in the lamp heat of the windows, made pale faces ruddy as they passed.
Poulterers’ and grocers’ trades became a splendid joke: a glorious pageant,
with which it was next to impossible to believe that such dull principles as
bargain and sale had anything to do. The Lord Mayor, in the stronghold of the
mighty Mansion House, gave orders to his fifty cooks and butlers to keep
Christmas as a Lord Mayor’s household should; and even the little tailor, whom
he had fined five shillings on the previous Monday for being drunk and
bloodthirsty in the streets, stirred up to-morrow’s pudding in his garret,
while his lean wife and the baby sallied out to buy the beef.
Foggier
yet, and colder. Piercing, searching, biting cold. If the good Saint Dunstan
had but nipped the Evil Spirit’s nose with a touch of such weather as that,
instead of using his familiar weapons, then indeed he would have roared to
lusty purpose. The owner of one scant young nose, gnawed and mumbled by the
hungry cold as bones are gnawed by dogs, stooped down at Scrooge’s keyhole to
regale him with a Christmas carol: but at the first sound of
“God
bless you, merry gentleman!
May nothing you dismay!” |
Scrooge
seized the ruler with such energy of action, that the singer fled in terror, leaving
the keyhole to the fog and even more congenial frost.
At
length the hour of shutting up the counting-house arrived. With an ill-will
Scrooge dismounted from his stool, and tacitly admitted the fact to the
expectant clerk in the Tank, who instantly snuffed his candle out, and put on
his hat.
“You’ll
want all day to-morrow, I suppose?” said Scrooge.
“If
quite convenient, sir.”
“It’s
not convenient,” said Scrooge, “and it’s not fair. If I was to stop
half-a-crown for it, you’d think yourself ill-used, I’ll be bound?”
The
clerk smiled faintly.
“And
yet,” said Scrooge, “you don’t think me ill-used, when I pay a day’s
wages for no work.”
The
clerk observed that it was only once a year.
“A
poor excuse for picking a man’s pocket every twenty-fifth of December!” said
Scrooge, buttoning his great-coat to the chin. “But I suppose you must have the
whole day. Be here all the earlier next morning.”
The
clerk promised that he would; and Scrooge walked out with a growl. The office
was closed in a twinkling, and the clerk, with the long ends of his white
comforter dangling below his waist (for he boasted no great-coat), went down a
slide on Cornhill, at the end of a lane of boys, twenty times, in honour of its
being Christmas Eve, and then ran home to Camden Town as hard as he could pelt,
to play at blindman’s-buff.
Scrooge
took his melancholy dinner in his usual melancholy tavern; and having read all
the newspapers, and beguiled the rest of the evening with his banker’s-book,
went home to bed. He lived in chambers which had once belonged to his deceased
partner. They were a gloomy suite of rooms, in a lowering pile of building up a
yard, where it had so little business to be, that one could scarcely help
fancying it must have run there when it was a young house, playing at
hide-and-seek with other houses, and forgotten the way out again. It was old
enough now, and dreary enough, for nobody lived in it but Scrooge, the other
rooms being all let out as offices. The yard was so dark that even Scrooge, who
knew its every stone, was fain to grope with his hands. The fog and frost so
hung about the black old gateway of the house, that it seemed as if the Genius
of the Weather sat in mournful meditation on the threshold.
Now,
it is a fact, that there was nothing at all particular about the knocker on the
door, except that it was very large. It is also a fact, that Scrooge had seen
it, night and morning, during his whole residence in that place; also that
Scrooge had as little of what is called fancy about him as any man in the city
of London, even including—which is a bold word—the corporation, aldermen, and
livery. Let it also be borne in mind that Scrooge had not bestowed one thought
on Marley, since his last mention of his seven years’ dead partner that
afternoon. And then let any man explain to me, if he can, how it happened that
Scrooge, having his key in the lock of the door, saw in the knocker, without
its undergoing any intermediate process of change—not a knocker, but Marley’s
face.
Marley’s
face. It was not in impenetrable shadow as the other objects in the yard were,
but had a dismal light about it, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar. It was
not angry or ferocious, but looked at Scrooge as Marley used to look: with
ghostly spectacles turned up on its ghostly forehead. The hair was curiously
stirred, as if by breath or hot air; and, though the eyes were wide open, they
were perfectly motionless. That, and its livid colour, made it horrible; but
its horror seemed to be in spite of the face and beyond its control, rather than
a part of its own expression.
As
Scrooge looked fixedly at this phenomenon, it was a knocker again.
To
say that he was not startled, or that his blood was not conscious of a terrible
sensation to which it had been a stranger from infancy, would be untrue. But he
put his hand upon the key he had relinquished, turned it sturdily, walked in,
and lighted his candle.
He
did pause, with a moment’s irresolution, before he shut the door; and he
did look cautiously behind it first, as if he half expected to be
terrified with the sight of Marley’s pigtail sticking out into the hall. But
there was nothing on the back of the door, except the screws and nuts that held
the knocker on, so he said “Pooh, pooh!” and closed it with a bang.
The
sound resounded through the house like thunder. Every room above, and every
cask in the wine-merchant’s cellars below, appeared to have a separate peal of
echoes of its own. Scrooge was not a man to be frightened by echoes. He
fastened the door, and walked across the hall, and up the stairs; slowly too: trimming
his candle as he went.
You
may talk vaguely about driving a coach-and-six up a good old flight of stairs,
or through a bad young Act of Parliament; but I mean to say you might have got
a hearse up that staircase, and taken it broadwise, with the splinter-bar
towards the wall and the door towards the balustrades: and done it easy. There
was plenty of width for that, and room to spare; which is perhaps the reason
why Scrooge thought he saw a locomotive hearse going on before him in the
gloom. Half-a-dozen gas-lamps out of the street wouldn’t have lighted the entry
too well, so you may suppose that it was pretty dark with Scrooge’s dip.
Up
Scrooge went, not caring a button for that. Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge
liked it. But before he shut his heavy door, he walked through his rooms to see
that all was right. He had just enough recollection of the face to desire to do
that.
Sitting-room,
bedroom, lumber-room. All as they should be. Nobody under the table, nobody
under the sofa; a small fire in the grate; spoon and basin ready; and the
little saucepan of gruel (Scrooge had a cold in his head) upon the hob. Nobody
under the bed; nobody in the closet; nobody in his dressing-gown, which was
hanging up in a suspicious attitude against the wall. Lumber-room as usual. Old
fire-guard, old shoes, two fish-baskets, washing-stand on three legs, and a poker.
Quite
satisfied, he closed his door, and locked himself in; double-locked himself in,
which was not his custom. Thus secured against surprise, he took off his
cravat; put on his dressing-gown and slippers, and his nightcap; and sat down
before the fire to take his gruel.
It
was a very low fire indeed; nothing on such a bitter night. He was obliged to
sit close to it, and brood over it, before he could extract the least sensation
of warmth from such a handful of fuel. The fireplace was an old one, built by
some Dutch merchant long ago, and paved all round with quaint Dutch tiles,
designed to illustrate the Scriptures. There were Cains and Abels, Pharaoh’s
daughters; Queens of Sheba, Angelic messengers descending through the air on
clouds like feather-beds, Abrahams, Belshazzars, Apostles putting off to sea in
butter-boats, hundreds of figures to attract his thoughts; and yet that face of
Marley, seven years dead, came like the ancient Prophet’s rod, and swallowed up
the whole. If each smooth tile had been a blank at first, with power to shape
some picture on its surface from the disjointed fragments of his thoughts,
there would have been a copy of old Marley’s head on every one.
“Humbug!”
said Scrooge; and walked across the room.
After
several turns, he sat down again. As he threw his head back in the chair, his
glance happened to rest upon a bell, a disused bell, that hung in the room, and
communicated for some purpose now forgotten with a chamber in the highest story
of the building. It was with great astonishment, and with a strange,
inexplicable dread, that as he looked, he saw this bell begin to swing. It
swung so softly in the outset that it scarcely made a sound; but soon it rang
out loudly, and so did every bell in the house.
This
might have lasted half a minute, or a minute, but it seemed an hour. The bells
ceased as they had begun, together. They were succeeded by a clanking noise,
deep down below; as if some person were dragging a heavy chain over the casks
in the wine-merchant’s cellar. Scrooge then remembered to have heard that
ghosts in haunted houses were described as dragging chains.
The
cellar-door flew open with a booming sound, and then he heard the noise much
louder, on the floors below; then coming up the stairs; then coming straight towards
his door.
“It’s
humbug still!” said Scrooge. “I won’t believe it.”
His
colour changed though, when, without a pause, it came on through the heavy
door, and passed into the room before his eyes. Upon its coming in, the dying
flame leaped up, as though it cried, “I know him; Marley’s Ghost!” and fell
again.
Marley’s
Ghost
The
same face: the very same. Marley in his pigtail, usual waistcoat, tights and
boots; the tassels on the latter bristling, like his pigtail, and his
coat-skirts, and the hair upon his head. The chain he drew was clasped about
his middle. It was long, and wound about him like a tail; and it was made (for
Scrooge observed it closely) of cash-boxes, keys, padlocks, ledgers, deeds, and
heavy purses wrought in steel. His body was transparent; so that Scrooge,
observing him, and looking through his waistcoat, could see the two buttons on
his coat behind.
Scrooge
had often heard it said that Marley had no bowels, but he had never believed it
until now.
No,
nor did he believe it even now. Though he looked the phantom through and
through, and saw it standing before him; though he felt the chilling influence
of its death-cold eyes; and marked the very texture of the folded kerchief
bound about its head and chin, which wrapper he had not observed before; he was
still incredulous, and fought against his senses.
“How
now!” said Scrooge, caustic and cold as ever. “What do you want with me?”
“Much!”—Marley’s
voice, no doubt about it.
“Who
are you?”
“Ask
me who I was.”
“Who
were you then?” said Scrooge, raising his voice. “You’re particular, for
a shade.” He was going to say “to a shade,” but substituted this, as
more appropriate.
“In
life I was your partner, Jacob Marley.”
“Can
you—can you sit down?” asked Scrooge, looking doubtfully at him.
“I
can.”
“Do
it, then.”
Scrooge
asked the question, because he didn’t know whether a ghost so transparent might
find himself in a condition to take a chair; and felt that in the event of its
being impossible, it might involve the necessity of an embarrassing
explanation. But the ghost sat down on the opposite side of the fireplace, as
if he were quite used to it.
“You
don’t believe in me,” observed the Ghost.
“I
don’t,” said Scrooge.
“What
evidence would you have of my reality beyond that of your senses?”
“I
don’t know,” said Scrooge.
“Why
do you doubt your senses?”
“Because,”
said Scrooge, “a little thing affects them. A slight disorder of the stomach
makes them cheats. You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a
crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than
of grave about you, whatever you are!”
Scrooge
was not much in the habit of cracking jokes, nor did he feel, in his heart, by
any means waggish then. The truth is, that he tried to be smart, as a means of
distracting his own attention, and keeping down his terror; for the spectre’s
voice disturbed the very marrow in his bones.
To
sit, staring at those fixed glazed eyes, in silence for a moment, would play,
Scrooge felt, the very deuce with him. There was something very awful, too, in
the spectre’s being provided with an infernal atmosphere of its own. Scrooge
could not feel it himself, but this was clearly the case; for though the Ghost
sat perfectly motionless, its hair, and skirts, and tassels, were still
agitated as by the hot vapour from an oven.
“You
see this toothpick?” said Scrooge, returning quickly to the charge, for the
reason just assigned; and wishing, though it were only for a second, to divert
the vision’s stony gaze from himself.
“I
do,” replied the Ghost.
“You
are not looking at it,” said Scrooge.
“But
I see it,” said the Ghost, “notwithstanding.”
“Well!”
returned Scrooge, “I have but to swallow this, and be for the rest of my days
persecuted by a legion of goblins, all of my own creation. Humbug, I tell you!
humbug!”
At
this the spirit raised a frightful cry, and shook its chain with such a dismal
and appalling noise, that Scrooge held on tight to his chair, to save himself
from falling in a swoon. But how much greater was his horror, when the phantom
taking off the bandage round its head, as if it were too warm to wear indoors,
its lower jaw dropped down upon its breast!
Scrooge
fell upon his knees, and clasped his hands before his face.
“Mercy!”
he said. “Dreadful apparition, why do you trouble me?”
“Man
of the worldly mind!” replied the Ghost, “do you believe in me or not?”
“I
do,” said Scrooge. “I must. But why do spirits walk the earth, and why do they
come to me?”
“It
is required of every man,” the Ghost returned, “that the spirit within him
should walk abroad among his fellowmen, and travel far and wide; and if that
spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so after death. It is
doomed to wander through the world—oh, woe is me!—and witness what it cannot
share, but might have shared on earth, and turned to happiness!”
Again
the spectre raised a cry, and shook its chain and wrung its shadowy hands.
“You
are fettered,” said Scrooge, trembling. “Tell me why?”
“I
wear the chain I forged in life,” replied the Ghost. “I made it link by link,
and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I
wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?”
Scrooge
trembled more and more.
“Or
would you know,” pursued the Ghost, “the weight and length of the strong coil
you bear yourself? It was full as heavy and as long as this, seven Christmas
Eves ago. You have laboured on it, since. It is a ponderous chain!”
Scrooge
glanced about him on the floor, in the expectation of finding himself
surrounded by some fifty or sixty fathoms of iron cable: but he could see nothing.
“Jacob,”
he said, imploringly. “Old Jacob Marley, tell me more. Speak comfort to me,
Jacob!”
“I
have none to give,” the Ghost replied. “It comes from other regions, Ebenezer
Scrooge, and is conveyed by other ministers, to other kinds of men. Nor can I
tell you what I would. A very little more is all permitted to me. I cannot
rest, I cannot stay, I cannot linger anywhere. My spirit never walked beyond
our counting-house—mark me!—in life my spirit never roved beyond the narrow
limits of our money-changing hole; and weary journeys lie before me!”
It
was a habit with Scrooge, whenever he became thoughtful, to put his hands in
his breeches pockets. Pondering on what the Ghost had said, he did so now, but
without lifting up his eyes, or getting off his knees.
“You
must have been very slow about it, Jacob,” Scrooge observed, in a business-like
manner, though with humility and deference.
“Slow!”
the Ghost repeated.
“Seven
years dead,” mused Scrooge. “And travelling all the time!”
“The
whole time,” said the Ghost. “No rest, no peace. Incessant torture of remorse.”
“You
travel fast?” said Scrooge.
“On
the wings of the wind,” replied the Ghost.
“You
might have got over a great quantity of ground in seven years,” said Scrooge.
The
Ghost, on hearing this, set up another cry, and clanked its chain so hideously
in the dead silence of the night, that the Ward would have been justified in
indicting it for a nuisance.
“Oh!
captive, bound, and double-ironed,” cried the phantom, “not to know, that ages
of incessant labour by immortal creatures, for this earth must pass into
eternity before the good of which it is susceptible is all developed. Not to
know that any Christian spirit working kindly in its little sphere, whatever it
may be, will find its mortal life too short for its vast means of usefulness.
Not to know that no space of regret can make amends for one life’s opportunity
misused! Yet such was I! Oh! such was I!”
“But
you were always a good man of business, Jacob,” faltered Scrooge, who now began
to apply this to himself.
“Business!”
cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. “Mankind was my business. The common
welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were,
all, my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the
comprehensive ocean of my business!”
It
held up its chain at arm’s length, as if that were the cause of all its
unavailing grief, and flung it heavily upon the ground again.
“At
this time of the rolling year,” the spectre said, “I suffer most. Why did I
walk through crowds of fellow-beings with my eyes turned down, and never raise
them to that blessed Star which led the Wise Men to a poor abode! Were there no
poor homes to which its light would have conducted me!”
Scrooge
was very much dismayed to hear the spectre going on at this rate, and began to
quake exceedingly.
“Hear
me!” cried the Ghost. “My time is nearly gone.”
“I
will,” said Scrooge. “But don’t be hard upon me! Don’t be flowery, Jacob!
Pray!”
“How
it is that I appear before you in a shape that you can see, I may not tell. I
have sat invisible beside you many and many a day.”
It
was not an agreeable idea. Scrooge shivered, and wiped the perspiration from
his brow.
“That
is no light part of my penance,” pursued the Ghost. “I am here to-night to warn
you, that you have yet a chance and hope of escaping my fate. A chance and hope
of my procuring, Ebenezer.”
“You
were always a good friend to me,” said Scrooge. “Thank’ee!”
“You
will be haunted,” resumed the Ghost, “by Three Spirits.”
Scrooge’s
countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost’s had done.
“Is
that the chance and hope you mentioned, Jacob?” he demanded, in a faltering
voice.
“It
is.”
“I—I
think I’d rather not,” said Scrooge.
“Without
their visits,” said the Ghost, “you cannot hope to shun the path I tread.
Expect the first to-morrow, when the bell tolls One.”
“Couldn’t
I take ’em all at once, and have it over, Jacob?” hinted Scrooge.
“Expect
the second on the next night at the same hour. The third upon the next night
when the last stroke of Twelve has ceased to vibrate. Look to see me no more;
and look that, for your own sake, you remember what has passed between us!”
When
it had said these words, the spectre took its wrapper from the table, and bound
it round its head, as before. Scrooge knew this, by the smart sound its teeth
made, when the jaws were brought together by the bandage. He ventured to raise
his eyes again, and found his supernatural visitor confronting him in an erect
attitude, with its chain wound over and about its arm.
The
apparition walked backward from him; and at every step it took, the window
raised itself a little, so that when the spectre reached it, it was wide open.
It
beckoned Scrooge to approach, which he did. When they were within two paces of
each other, Marley’s Ghost held up its hand, warning him to come no nearer. Scrooge
stopped.
Not
so much in obedience, as in surprise and fear: for on the raising of the hand,
he became sensible of confused noises in the air; incoherent sounds of
lamentation and regret; wailings inexpressibly sorrowful and self-accusatory.
The spectre, after listening for a moment, joined in the mournful dirge; and
floated out upon the bleak, dark night.
Scrooge
followed to the window: desperate in his curiosity. He looked out.
The
air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither and thither in restless haste,
and moaning as they went. Every one of them wore chains like Marley’s Ghost;
some few (they might be guilty governments) were linked together; none were
free. Many had been personally known to Scrooge in their lives. He had been
quite familiar with one old ghost, in a white waistcoat, with a monstrous iron
safe attached to its ankle, who cried piteously at being unable to assist a
wretched woman with an infant, whom it saw below, upon a door-step. The misery
with them all was, clearly, that they sought to interfere, for good, in human
matters, and had lost the power for ever.
Whether
these creatures faded into mist, or mist enshrouded them, he could not tell.
But they and their spirit voices faded together; and the night became as it had
been when he walked home.
Scrooge
closed the window, and examined the door by which the Ghost had entered. It was
double-locked, as he had locked it with his own hands, and the bolts were
undisturbed. He tried to say “Humbug!” but stopped at the first syllable. And
being, from the emotion he had undergone, or the fatigues of the day, or his glimpse
of the Invisible World, or the dull conversation of the Ghost, or the lateness
of the hour, much in need of repose; went straight to bed, without undressing,
and fell asleep upon the instant.
THE
FIRST OF THE THREE SPIRITS.
When
Scrooge awoke, it was so dark, that looking out of bed, he could scarcely
distinguish the transparent window from the opaque walls of his chamber. He was
endeavouring to pierce the darkness with his ferret eyes, when the chimes of a
neighbouring church struck the four quarters. So he listened for the hour.
To
his great astonishment the heavy bell went on from six to seven, and from seven
to eight, and regularly up to twelve; then stopped. Twelve! It was past two
when he went to bed. The clock was wrong. An icicle must have got into the
works. Twelve!
He
touched the spring of his repeater, to correct this most preposterous clock.
Its rapid little pulse beat twelve: and stopped.
“Why,
it isn’t possible,” said Scrooge, “that I can have slept through a whole day
and far into another night. It isn’t possible that anything has happened to the
sun, and this is twelve at noon!”
The
idea being an alarming one, he scrambled out of bed, and groped his way to the
window. He was obliged to rub the frost off with the sleeve of his
dressing-gown before he could see anything; and could see very little then. All
he could make out was, that it was still very foggy and extremely cold, and
that there was no noise of people running to and fro, and making a great stir,
as there unquestionably would have been if night had beaten off bright day, and
taken possession of the world. This was a great relief, because “three days
after sight of this First of Exchange pay to Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge or his
order,” and so forth, would have become a mere United States’ security if there
were no days to count by.
Scrooge
went to bed again, and thought, and thought, and thought it over and over and
over, and could make nothing of it. The more he thought, the more perplexed he
was; and the more he endeavoured not to think, the more he thought.
Marley’s
Ghost bothered him exceedingly. Every time he resolved within himself, after
mature inquiry, that it was all a dream, his mind flew back again, like a
strong spring released, to its first position, and presented the same problem
to be worked all through, “Was it a dream or not?”
Scrooge
lay in this state until the chime had gone three quarters more, when he
remembered, on a sudden, that the Ghost had warned him of a visitation when the
bell tolled one. He resolved to lie awake until the hour was passed; and,
considering that he could no more go to sleep than go to Heaven, this was
perhaps the wisest resolution in his power.
The
quarter was so long, that he was more than once convinced he must have sunk
into a doze unconsciously, and missed the clock. At length it broke upon his
listening ear.
“Ding,
dong!”
“A
quarter past,” said Scrooge, counting.
“Ding,
dong!”
“Half-past!”
said Scrooge.
“Ding,
dong!”
“A
quarter to it,” said Scrooge.
“Ding,
dong!”
“The
hour itself,” said Scrooge, triumphantly, “and nothing else!”
He
spoke before the hour bell sounded, which it now did with a deep, dull, hollow,
melancholy One. Light flashed up in the room upon the instant, and the curtains
of his bed were drawn.
The
curtains of his bed were drawn aside, I tell you, by a hand. Not the curtains
at his feet, nor the curtains at his back, but those to which his face was
addressed. The curtains of his bed were drawn aside; and Scrooge, starting up
into a half-recumbent attitude, found himself face to face with the unearthly
visitor who drew them: as close to it as I am now to you, and I am standing in
the spirit at your elbow.
It
was a strange figure—like a child: yet not so like a child as like an old man,
viewed through some supernatural medium, which gave him the appearance of
having receded from the view, and being diminished to a child’s proportions.
Its hair, which hung about its neck and down its back, was white as if with
age; and yet the face had not a wrinkle in it, and the tenderest bloom was on
the skin. The arms were very long and muscular; the hands the same, as if its
hold were of uncommon strength. Its legs and feet, most delicately formed,
were, like those upper members, bare. It wore a tunic of the purest white; and
round its waist was bound a lustrous belt, the sheen of which was beautiful. It
held a branch of fresh green holly in its hand; and, in singular contradiction
of that wintry emblem, had its dress trimmed with summer flowers. But the
strangest thing about it was, that from the crown of its head there sprung a
bright clear jet of light, by which all this was visible; and which was
doubtless the occasion of its using, in its duller moments, a great
extinguisher for a cap, which it now held under its arm.
Even
this, though, when Scrooge looked at it with increasing steadiness, was not
its strangest quality. For as its belt sparkled and glittered now in one part
and now in another, and what was light one instant, at another time was dark,
so the figure itself fluctuated in its distinctness: being now a thing with one
arm, now with one leg, now with twenty legs, now a pair of legs without a head,
now a head without a body: of which dissolving parts, no outline would be
visible in the dense gloom wherein they melted away. And in the very wonder of
this, it would be itself again; distinct and clear as ever.
“Are
you the Spirit, sir, whose coming was foretold to me?” asked Scrooge.
“I
am!”
The
voice was soft and gentle. Singularly low, as if instead of being so close beside
him, it were at a distance.
“Who,
and what are you?” Scrooge demanded.
“I
am the Ghost of Christmas Past.”
“Long
Past?” inquired Scrooge: observant of its dwarfish stature.
“No.
Your past.”
Perhaps,
Scrooge could not have told anybody why, if anybody could have asked him; but
he had a special desire to see the Spirit in his cap; and begged him to be
covered.
“What!”
exclaimed the Ghost, “would you so soon put out, with worldly hands, the light
I give? Is it not enough that you are one of those whose passions made this
cap, and force me through whole trains of years to wear it low upon my brow!”
Scrooge
reverently disclaimed all intention to offend or any knowledge of having
wilfully “bonneted” the Spirit at any period of his life. He then made bold to
inquire what business brought him there.
“Your
welfare!” said the Ghost.
Scrooge
expressed himself much obliged, but could not help thinking that a night of
unbroken rest would have been more conducive to that end. The Spirit must have
heard him thinking, for it said immediately:
“Your
reclamation, then. Take heed!”
It
put out its strong hand as it spoke, and clasped him gently by the arm.
“Rise!
and walk with me!”
It
would have been in vain for Scrooge to plead that the weather and the hour were
not adapted to pedestrian purposes; that bed was warm, and the thermometer a
long way below freezing; that he was clad but lightly in his slippers,
dressing-gown, and nightcap; and that he had a cold upon him at that time. The
grasp, though gentle as a woman’s hand, was not to be resisted. He rose: but
finding that the Spirit made towards the window, clasped his robe in supplication.
“I
am a mortal,” Scrooge remonstrated, “and liable to fall.”
“Bear
but a touch of my hand there,” said the Spirit, laying it upon his
heart, “and you shall be upheld in more than this!”
As
the words were spoken, they passed through the wall, and stood upon an open
country road, with fields on either hand. The city had entirely vanished. Not a
vestige of it was to be seen. The darkness and the mist had vanished with it,
for it was a clear, cold, winter day, with snow upon the ground.
“Good
Heaven!” said Scrooge, clasping his hands together, as he looked about him. “I
was bred in this place. I was a boy here!”
The
Spirit gazed upon him mildly. Its gentle touch, though it had been light and
instantaneous, appeared still present to the old man’s sense of feeling. He was
conscious of a thousand odours floating in the air, each one connected with a
thousand thoughts, and hopes, and joys, and cares long, long, forgotten!
“Your
lip is trembling,” said the Ghost. “And what is that upon your cheek?”
Scrooge
muttered, with an unusual catching in his voice, that it was a pimple; and
begged the Ghost to lead him where he would.
“You
recollect the way?” inquired the Spirit.
“Remember
it!” cried Scrooge with fervour; “I could walk it blindfold.”
“Strange
to have forgotten it for so many years!” observed the Ghost. “Let us go on.”
They
walked along the road, Scrooge recognising every gate, and post, and tree;
until a little market-town appeared in the distance, with its bridge, its
church, and winding river. Some shaggy ponies now were seen trotting towards
them with boys upon their backs, who called to other boys in country gigs and
carts, driven by farmers. All these boys were in great spirits, and shouted to
each other, until the broad fields were so full of merry music, that the crisp
air laughed to hear it!
“These
are but shadows of the things that have been,” said the Ghost. “They have no
consciousness of us.”
The
jocund travellers came on; and as they came, Scrooge knew and named them every
one. Why was he rejoiced beyond all bounds to see them! Why did his cold eye
glisten, and his heart leap up as they went past! Why was he filled with
gladness when he heard them give each other Merry Christmas, as they parted at
cross-roads and bye-ways, for their several homes! What was merry Christmas to
Scrooge? Out upon merry Christmas! What good had it ever done to him?
“The
school is not quite deserted,” said the Ghost. “A solitary child, neglected by
his friends, is left there still.”
Scrooge
said he knew it. And he sobbed.
They
left the high-road, by a well-remembered lane, and soon approached a mansion of
dull red brick, with a little weathercock-surmounted cupola, on the roof, and a
bell hanging in it. It was a large house, but one of broken fortunes; for the
spacious offices were little used, their walls were damp and mossy, their
windows broken, and their gates decayed. Fowls clucked and strutted in the
stables; and the coach-houses and sheds were over-run with grass. Nor was it
more retentive of its ancient state, within; for entering the dreary hall, and
glancing through the open doors of many rooms, they found them poorly
furnished, cold, and vast. There was an earthy savour in the air, a chilly
bareness in the place, which associated itself somehow with too much getting up
by candle-light, and not too much to eat.
They
went, the Ghost and Scrooge, across the hall, to a door at the back of the
house. It opened before them, and disclosed a long, bare, melancholy room, made
barer still by lines of plain deal forms and desks. At one of these a lonely
boy was reading near a feeble fire; and Scrooge sat down upon a form, and wept
to see his poor forgotten self as he used to be.
Not
a latent echo in the house, not a squeak and scuffle from the mice behind the
panelling, not a drip from the half-thawed water-spout in the dull yard behind,
not a sigh among the leafless boughs of one despondent poplar, not the idle
swinging of an empty store-house door, no, not a clicking in the fire, but fell
upon the heart of Scrooge with a softening influence, and gave a freer passage
to his tears.
The
Spirit touched him on the arm, and pointed to his younger self, intent upon his
reading. Suddenly a man, in foreign garments: wonderfully real and distinct to
look at: stood outside the window, with an axe stuck in his belt, and leading
by the bridle an ass laden with wood.
“Why,
it’s Ali Baba!” Scrooge exclaimed in ecstasy. “It’s dear old honest Ali Baba!
Yes, yes, I know! One Christmas time, when yonder solitary child was left here
all alone, he did come, for the first time, just like that. Poor boy!
And Valentine,” said Scrooge, “and his wild brother, Orson; there they go! And
what’s his name, who was put down in his drawers, asleep, at the Gate of
Damascus; don’t you see him! And the Sultan’s Groom turned upside down by the
Genii; there he is upon his head! Serve him right. I’m glad of it. What
business had he to be married to the Princess!”
To
hear Scrooge expending all the earnestness of his nature on such subjects, in a
most extraordinary voice between laughing and crying; and to see his heightened
and excited face; would have been a surprise to his business friends in the
city, indeed.
“There’s
the Parrot!” cried Scrooge. “Green body and yellow tail, with a thing like a
lettuce growing out of the top of his head; there he is! Poor Robin Crusoe, he
called him, when he came home again after sailing round the island. ‘Poor Robin
Crusoe, where have you been, Robin Crusoe?’ The man thought he was dreaming,
but he wasn’t. It was the Parrot, you know. There goes Friday, running for his
life to the little creek! Halloa! Hoop! Halloo!”
Then,
with a rapidity of transition very foreign to his usual character, he said, in
pity for his former self, “Poor boy!” and cried again.
“I
wish,” Scrooge muttered, putting his hand in his pocket, and looking about him,
after drying his eyes with his cuff: “but it’s too late now.”
“What
is the matter?” asked the Spirit.
“Nothing,”
said Scrooge. “Nothing. There was a boy singing a Christmas Carol at my door
last night. I should like to have given him something: that’s all.”
The
Ghost smiled thoughtfully, and waved its hand: saying as it did so, “Let us see
another Christmas!”
Scrooge’s
former self grew larger at the words, and the room became a little darker and
more dirty. The panels shrunk, the windows cracked; fragments of plaster fell
out of the ceiling, and the naked laths were shown instead; but how all this
was brought about, Scrooge knew no more than you do. He only knew that it was
quite correct; that everything had happened so; that there he was, alone again,
when all the other boys had gone home for the jolly holidays.
He
was not reading now, but walking up and down despairingly. Scrooge looked at
the Ghost, and with a mournful shaking of his head, glanced anxiously towards
the door.
It
opened; and a little girl, much younger than the boy, came darting in, and
putting her arms about his neck, and often kissing him, addressed him as her
“Dear, dear brother.”
“I
have come to bring you home, dear brother!” said the child, clapping her tiny
hands, and bending down to laugh. “To bring you home, home, home!”
“Home,
little Fan?” returned the boy.
“Yes!”
said the child, brimful of glee. “Home, for good and all. Home, for ever and
ever. Father is so much kinder than he used to be, that home’s like Heaven! He
spoke so gently to me one dear night when I was going to bed, that I was not
afraid to ask him once more if you might come home; and he said Yes, you
should; and sent me in a coach to bring you. And you’re to be a man!” said the
child, opening her eyes, “and are never to come back here; but first, we’re to
be together all the Christmas long, and have the merriest time in all the
world.”
“You
are quite a woman, little Fan!” exclaimed the boy.
She
clapped her hands and laughed, and tried to touch his head; but being too
little, laughed again, and stood on tiptoe to embrace him. Then she began to
drag him, in her childish eagerness, towards the door; and he, nothing loth to
go, accompanied her.
A
terrible voice in the hall cried, “Bring down Master Scrooge’s box, there!” and
in the hall appeared the schoolmaster himself, who glared on Master Scrooge
with a ferocious condescension, and threw him into a dreadful state of mind by
shaking hands with him. He then conveyed him and his sister into the veriest
old well of a shivering best-parlour that ever was seen, where the maps upon
the wall, and the celestial and terrestrial globes in the windows, were waxy
with cold. Here he produced a decanter of curiously light wine, and a block of
curiously heavy cake, and administered instalments of those dainties to the
young people: at the same time, sending out a meagre servant to offer a glass
of “something” to the postboy, who answered that he thanked the gentleman, but
if it was the same tap as he had tasted before, he had rather not. Master
Scrooge’s trunk being by this time tied on to the top of the chaise, the
children bade the schoolmaster good-bye right willingly; and getting into it,
drove gaily down the garden-sweep: the quick wheels dashing the hoar-frost and
snow from off the dark leaves of the evergreens like spray.
“Always
a delicate creature, whom a breath might have withered,” said the Ghost. “But
she had a large heart!”
“So
she had,” cried Scrooge. “You’re right. I will not gainsay it, Spirit. God
forbid!”
“She
died a woman,” said the Ghost, “and had, as I think, children.”
“One
child,” Scrooge returned.
“True,”
said the Ghost. “Your nephew!”
Scrooge
seemed uneasy in his mind; and answered briefly, “Yes.”
Although
they had but that moment left the school behind them, they were now in the busy
thoroughfares of a city, where shadowy passengers passed and repassed; where
shadowy carts and coaches battled for the way, and all the strife and tumult of
a real city were. It was made plain enough, by the dressing of the shops, that
here too it was Christmas time again; but it was evening, and the streets were
lighted up.
The
Ghost stopped at a certain warehouse door, and asked Scrooge if he knew it.
“Know
it!” said Scrooge. “Was I apprenticed here!”
They
went in. At sight of an old gentleman in a Welsh wig, sitting behind such a
high desk, that if he had been two inches taller he must have knocked his head
against the ceiling, Scrooge cried in great excitement:
“Why,
it’s old Fezziwig! Bless his heart; it’s Fezziwig alive again!”
Old
Fezziwig laid down his pen, and looked up at the clock, which pointed to the
hour of seven. He rubbed his hands; adjusted his capacious waistcoat; laughed
all over himself, from his shoes to his organ of benevolence; and called out in
a comfortable, oily, rich, fat, jovial voice:
“Yo
ho, there! Ebenezer! Dick!”
Scrooge’s
former self, now grown a young man, came briskly in, accompanied by his
fellow-’prentice.
“Dick
Wilkins, to be sure!” said Scrooge to the Ghost. “Bless me, yes. There he is.
He was very much attached to me, was Dick. Poor Dick! Dear, dear!”
“Yo
ho, my boys!” said Fezziwig. “No more work to-night. Christmas Eve, Dick.
Christmas, Ebenezer! Let’s have the shutters up,” cried old Fezziwig, with a
sharp clap of his hands, “before a man can say Jack Robinson!”
You
wouldn’t believe how those two fellows went at it! They charged into the street
with the shutters—one, two, three—had ’em up in their places—four, five,
six—barred ’em and pinned ’em—seven, eight, nine—and came back before you could
have got to twelve, panting like race-horses.
“Hilli-ho!”
cried old Fezziwig, skipping down from the high desk, with wonderful agility.
“Clear away, my lads, and let’s have lots of room here! Hilli-ho, Dick!
Chirrup, Ebenezer!”
Clear
away! There was nothing they wouldn’t have cleared away, or couldn’t have
cleared away, with old Fezziwig looking on. It was done in a minute. Every
movable was packed off, as if it were dismissed from public life for evermore;
the floor was swept and watered, the lamps were trimmed, fuel was heaped upon
the fire; and the warehouse was as snug, and warm, and dry, and bright a
ball-room, as you would desire to see upon a winter’s night.
In
came a fiddler with a music-book, and went up to the lofty desk, and made an
orchestra of it, and tuned like fifty stomach-aches. In came Mrs. Fezziwig, one
vast substantial smile. In came the three Miss Fezziwigs, beaming and lovable.
In came the six young followers whose hearts they broke. In came all the young
men and women employed in the business. In came the housemaid, with her cousin,
the baker. In came the cook, with her brother’s particular friend, the milkman.
In came the boy from over the way, who was suspected of not having board enough
from his master; trying to hide himself behind the girl from next door but one,
who was proved to have had her ears pulled by her mistress. In they all came,
one after another; some shyly, some boldly, some gracefully, some awkwardly,
some pushing, some pulling; in they all came, anyhow and everyhow. Away they
all went, twenty couple at once; hands half round and back again the other way;
down the middle and up again; round and round in various stages of affectionate
grouping; old top couple always turning up in the wrong place; new top couple
starting off again, as soon as they got there; all top couples at last, and not
a bottom one to help them! When this result was brought about, old Fezziwig,
clapping his hands to stop the dance, cried out, “Well done!” and the fiddler plunged
his hot face into a pot of porter, especially provided for that purpose. But
scorning rest, upon his reappearance, he instantly began again, though there
were no dancers yet, as if the other fiddler had been carried home, exhausted,
on a shutter, and he were a bran-new man resolved to beat him out of sight, or
perish.
There
were more dances, and there were forfeits, and more dances, and there was cake,
and there was negus, and there was a great piece of Cold Roast, and there was a
great piece of Cold Boiled, and there were mince-pies, and plenty of beer. But
the great effect of the evening came after the Roast and Boiled, when the
fiddler (an artful dog, mind! The sort of man who knew his business better than
you or I could have told it him!) struck up “Sir Roger de Coverley.” Then old
Fezziwig stood out to dance with Mrs. Fezziwig. Top couple, too; with a good
stiff piece of work cut out for them; three or four and twenty pair of
partners; people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance,
and had no notion of walking.
Mr.
Fezziwig’s Ball
But
if they had been twice as many—ah, four times—old Fezziwig would have been a
match for them, and so would Mrs. Fezziwig. As to her, she was worthy to
be his partner in every sense of the term. If that’s not high praise, tell me
higher, and I’ll use it. A positive light appeared to issue from Fezziwig’s
calves. They shone in every part of the dance like moons. You couldn’t have
predicted, at any given time, what would have become of them next. And when old
Fezziwig and Mrs. Fezziwig had gone all through the dance; advance and retire,
both hands to your partner, bow and curtsey, corkscrew, thread-the-needle, and
back again to your place; Fezziwig “cut”—cut so deftly, that he appeared to
wink with his legs, and came upon his feet again without a stagger.
When
the clock struck eleven, this domestic ball broke up. Mr. and Mrs. Fezziwig
took their stations, one on either side of the door, and shaking hands with
every person individually as he or she went out, wished him or her a Merry
Christmas. When everybody had retired but the two ’prentices, they did the same
to them; and thus the cheerful voices died away, and the lads were left to
their beds; which were under a counter in the back-shop.
During
the whole of this time, Scrooge had acted like a man out of his wits. His heart
and soul were in the scene, and with his former self. He corroborated
everything, remembered everything, enjoyed everything, and underwent the
strangest agitation. It was not until now, when the bright faces of his former
self and Dick were turned from them, that he remembered the Ghost, and became
conscious that it was looking full upon him, while the light upon its head
burnt very clear.
“A
small matter,” said the Ghost, “to make these silly folks so full of
gratitude.”
“Small!”
echoed Scrooge.
The
Spirit signed to him to listen to the two apprentices, who were pouring out
their hearts in praise of Fezziwig: and when he had done so, said,
“Why!
Is it not? He has spent but a few pounds of your mortal money: three or four
perhaps. Is that so much that he deserves this praise?”
“It
isn’t that,” said Scrooge, heated by the remark, and speaking unconsciously
like his former, not his latter, self. “It isn’t that, Spirit. He has the power
to render us happy or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a
pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and looks; in things so
slight and insignificant that it is impossible to add and count ’em up: what
then? The happiness he gives, is quite as great as if it cost a fortune.”
He
felt the Spirit’s glance, and stopped.
“What
is the matter?” asked the Ghost.
“Nothing
particular,” said Scrooge.
“Something,
I think?” the Ghost insisted.
“No,”
said Scrooge, “No. I should like to be able to say a word or two to my clerk
just now. That’s all.”
His
former self turned down the lamps as he gave utterance to the wish; and Scrooge
and the Ghost again stood side by side in the open air.
“My
time grows short,” observed the Spirit. “Quick!”
This
was not addressed to Scrooge, or to any one whom he could see, but it produced
an immediate effect. For again Scrooge saw himself. He was older now; a man in
the prime of life. His face had not the harsh and rigid lines of later years;
but it had begun to wear the signs of care and avarice. There was an eager,
greedy, restless motion in the eye, which showed the passion that had taken
root, and where the shadow of the growing tree would fall.
He
was not alone, but sat by the side of a fair young girl in a mourning-dress: in
whose eyes there were tears, which sparkled in the light that shone out of the
Ghost of Christmas Past.
“It
matters little,” she said, softly. “To you, very little. Another idol has
displaced me; and if it can cheer and comfort you in time to come, as I would
have tried to do, I have no just cause to grieve.”
“What
Idol has displaced you?” he rejoined.
“A
golden one.”
“This
is the even-handed dealing of the world!” he said. “There is nothing on which
it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it professes to condemn with
such severity as the pursuit of wealth!”
“You
fear the world too much,” she answered, gently. “All your other hopes have
merged into the hope of being beyond the chance of its sordid reproach. I have
seen your nobler aspirations fall off one by one, until the master-passion,
Gain, engrosses you. Have I not?”
“What
then?” he retorted. “Even if I have grown so much wiser, what then? I am not
changed towards you.”
She
shook her head.
“Am
I?”
“Our
contract is an old one. It was made when we were both poor and content to be
so, until, in good season, we could improve our worldly fortune by our patient
industry. You are changed. When it was made, you were another man.”
“I
was a boy,” he said impatiently.
“Your
own feeling tells you that you were not what you are,” she returned. “I am.
That which promised happiness when we were one in heart, is fraught with misery
now that we are two. How often and how keenly I have thought of this, I will not
say. It is enough that I have thought of it, and can release you.”
“Have
I ever sought release?”
“In
words. No. Never.”
“In
what, then?”
“In
a changed nature; in an altered spirit; in another atmosphere of life; another
Hope as its great end. In everything that made my love of any worth or value in
your sight. If this had never been between us,” said the girl, looking mildly,
but with steadiness, upon him; “tell me, would you seek me out and try to win
me now? Ah, no!”
He
seemed to yield to the justice of this supposition, in spite of himself. But he
said with a struggle, “You think not.”
“I
would gladly think otherwise if I could,” she answered, “Heaven knows! When I
have learned a Truth like this, I know how strong and irresistible it must be.
But if you were free to-day, to-morrow, yesterday, can even I believe that you
would choose a dowerless girl—you who, in your very confidence with her, weigh
everything by Gain: or, choosing her, if for a moment you were false enough to
your one guiding principle to do so, do I not know that your repentance and
regret would surely follow? I do; and I release you. With a full heart, for the
love of him you once were.”
He
was about to speak; but with her head turned from him, she resumed.
“You
may—the memory of what is past half makes me hope you will—have pain in this. A
very, very brief time, and you will dismiss the recollection of it, gladly, as
an unprofitable dream, from which it happened well that you awoke. May you be
happy in the life you have chosen!”
She
left him, and they parted.
“Spirit!”
said Scrooge, “show me no more! Conduct me home. Why do you delight to torture
me?”
“One
shadow more!” exclaimed the Ghost.
“No
more!” cried Scrooge. “No more. I don’t wish to see it. Show me no more!”
But
the relentless Ghost pinioned him in both his arms, and forced him to observe
what happened next.
They
were in another scene and place; a room, not very large or handsome, but full
of comfort. Near to the winter fire sat a beautiful young girl, so like that last
that Scrooge believed it was the same, until he saw her, now a comely
matron, sitting opposite her daughter. The noise in this room was perfectly
tumultuous, for there were more children there, than Scrooge in his agitated
state of mind could count; and, unlike the celebrated herd in the poem, they
were not forty children conducting themselves like one, but every child was
conducting itself like forty. The consequences were uproarious beyond belief;
but no one seemed to care; on the contrary, the mother and daughter laughed
heartily, and enjoyed it very much; and the latter, soon beginning to mingle in
the sports, got pillaged by the young brigands most ruthlessly. What would I
not have given to be one of them! Though I never could have been so rude, no,
no! I wouldn’t for the wealth of all the world have crushed that braided hair,
and torn it down; and for the precious little shoe, I wouldn’t have plucked it
off, God bless my soul! to save my life. As to measuring her waist in sport, as
they did, bold young brood, I couldn’t have done it; I should have expected my
arm to have grown round it for a punishment, and never come straight again. And
yet I should have dearly liked, I own, to have touched her lips; to have
questioned her, that she might have opened them; to have looked upon the lashes
of her downcast eyes, and never raised a blush; to have let loose waves of
hair, an inch of which would be a keepsake beyond price: in short, I should
have liked, I do confess, to have had the lightest licence of a child, and yet
to have been man enough to know its value.
But
now a knocking at the door was heard, and such a rush immediately ensued that
she with laughing face and plundered dress was borne towards it the centre of a
flushed and boisterous group, just in time to greet the father, who came home
attended by a man laden with Christmas toys and presents. Then the shouting and
the struggling, and the onslaught that was made on the defenceless porter! The
scaling him with chairs for ladders to dive into his pockets, despoil him of
brown-paper parcels, hold on tight by his cravat, hug him round his neck,
pommel his back, and kick his legs in irrepressible affection! The shouts of
wonder and delight with which the development of every package was received!
The terrible announcement that the baby had been taken in the act of putting a
doll’s frying-pan into his mouth, and was more than suspected of having
swallowed a fictitious turkey, glued on a wooden platter! The immense relief of
finding this a false alarm! The joy, and gratitude, and ecstasy! They are all
indescribable alike. It is enough that by degrees the children and their
emotions got out of the parlour, and by one stair at a time, up to the top of
the house; where they went to bed, and so subsided.
And
now Scrooge looked on more attentively than ever, when the master of the house,
having his daughter leaning fondly on him, sat down with her and her mother at
his own fireside; and when he thought that such another creature, quite as
graceful and as full of promise, might have called him father, and been a
spring-time in the haggard winter of his life, his sight grew very dim indeed.
“Belle,”
said the husband, turning to his wife with a smile, “I saw an old friend of
yours this afternoon.”
“Who
was it?”
“Guess!”
“How
can I? Tut, don’t I know?” she added in the same breath, laughing as he
laughed. “Mr. Scrooge.”
“Mr.
Scrooge it was. I passed his office window; and as it was not shut up, and he
had a candle inside, I could scarcely help seeing him. His partner lies upon
the point of death, I hear; and there he sat alone. Quite alone in the world, I
do believe.”
“Spirit!”
said Scrooge in a broken voice, “remove me from this place.”
“I
told you these were shadows of the things that have been,” said the Ghost.
“That they are what they are, do not blame me!”
“Remove
me!” Scrooge exclaimed, “I cannot bear it!”
He
turned upon the Ghost, and seeing that it looked upon him with a face, in which
in some strange way there were fragments of all the faces it had shown him,
wrestled with it.
“Leave
me! Take me back. Haunt me no longer!”
In
the struggle, if that can be called a struggle in which the Ghost with no
visible resistance on its own part was undisturbed by any effort of its
adversary, Scrooge observed that its light was burning high and bright; and
dimly connecting that with its influence over him, he seized the
extinguisher-cap, and by a sudden action pressed it down upon its head.
The
Spirit dropped beneath it, so that the extinguisher covered its whole form; but
though Scrooge pressed it down with all his force, he could not hide the light:
which streamed from under it, in an unbroken flood upon the ground.
He
was conscious of being exhausted, and overcome by an irresistible drowsiness;
and, further, of being in his own bedroom. He gave the cap a parting squeeze,
in which his hand relaxed; and had barely time to reel to bed, before he sank into
a heavy sleep.
THE SECOND OF THE THREE SPIRITS.
Awaking
in the middle of a prodigiously tough snore, and sitting up in bed to get his
thoughts together, Scrooge had no occasion to be told that the bell was again
upon the stroke of One. He felt that he was restored to consciousness in the
right nick of time, for the especial purpose of holding a conference with the
second messenger despatched to him through Jacob Marley’s intervention. But
finding that he turned uncomfortably cold when he began to wonder which of his
curtains this new spectre would draw back, he put them every one aside with his
own hands; and lying down again, established a sharp look-out all round the
bed. For he wished to challenge the Spirit on the moment of its appearance, and
did not wish to be taken by surprise, and made nervous.
Gentlemen
of the free-and-easy sort, who plume themselves on being acquainted with a move
or two, and being usually equal to the time-of-day, express the wide range of
their capacity for adventure by observing that they are good for anything from
pitch-and-toss to manslaughter; between which opposite extremes, no doubt,
there lies a tolerably wide and comprehensive range of subjects. Without
venturing for Scrooge quite as hardily as this, I don’t mind calling on you to
believe that he was ready for a good broad field of strange appearances, and
that nothing between a baby and rhinoceros would have astonished him very much.
Now,
being prepared for almost anything, he was not by any means prepared for
nothing; and, consequently, when the Bell struck One, and no shape appeared, he
was taken with a violent fit of trembling. Five minutes, ten minutes, a quarter
of an hour went by, yet nothing came. All this time, he lay upon his bed, the
very core and centre of a blaze of ruddy light, which streamed upon it when the
clock proclaimed the hour; and which, being only light, was more alarming than
a dozen ghosts, as he was powerless to make out what it meant, or would be at;
and was sometimes apprehensive that he might be at that very moment an
interesting case of spontaneous combustion, without having the consolation of
knowing it. At last, however, he began to think—as you or I would have thought
at first; for it is always the person not in the predicament who knows what
ought to have been done in it, and would unquestionably have done it too—at
last, I say, he began to think that the source and secret of this ghostly light
might be in the adjoining room, from whence, on further tracing it, it seemed
to shine. This idea taking full possession of his mind, he got up softly and
shuffled in his slippers to the door.
The
moment Scrooge’s hand was on the lock, a strange voice called him by his name,
and bade him enter. He obeyed.
It
was his own room. There was no doubt about that. But it had undergone a
surprising transformation. The walls and ceiling were so hung with living
green, that it looked a perfect grove; from every part of which, bright
gleaming berries glistened. The crisp leaves of holly, mistletoe, and ivy
reflected back the light, as if so many little mirrors had been scattered
there; and such a mighty blaze went roaring up the chimney, as that dull
petrification of a hearth had never known in Scrooge’s time, or Marley’s, or
for many and many a winter season gone. Heaped up on the floor, to form a kind
of throne, were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, great joints of meat,
sucking-pigs, long wreaths of sausages, mince-pies, plum-puddings, barrels of
oysters, red-hot chestnuts, cherry-cheeked apples, juicy oranges, luscious
pears, immense twelfth-cakes, and seething bowls of punch, that made the
chamber dim with their delicious steam. In easy state upon this couch, there
sat a jolly Giant, glorious to see; who bore a glowing torch, in shape not
unlike Plenty’s horn, and held it up, high up, to shed its light on Scrooge, as
he came peeping round the door.
“Come
in!” exclaimed the Ghost. “Come in! and know me better, man!”
Scrooge
entered timidly, and hung his head before this Spirit. He was not the dogged
Scrooge he had been; and though the Spirit’s eyes were clear and kind, he did
not like to meet them.
“I
am the Ghost of Christmas Present,” said the Spirit. “Look upon me!”
Scrooge
reverently did so. It was clothed in one simple green robe, or mantle, bordered
with white fur. This garment hung so loosely on the figure, that its capacious
breast was bare, as if disdaining to be warded or concealed by any artifice.
Its feet, observable beneath the ample folds of the garment, were also bare;
and on its head it wore no other covering than a holly wreath, set here and
there with shining icicles. Its dark brown curls were long and free; free as
its genial face, its sparkling eye, its open hand, its cheery voice, its
unconstrained demeanour, and its joyful air. Girded round its middle was an
antique scabbard; but no sword was in it, and the ancient sheath was eaten up
with rust.
Scrooge’s
Third Visitor
“You
have never seen the like of me before!” exclaimed the Spirit.
“Never,”
Scrooge made answer to it.
“Have
never walked forth with the younger members of my family; meaning (for I am
very young) my elder brothers born in these later years?” pursued the Phantom.
“I
don’t think I have,” said Scrooge. “I am afraid I have not. Have you had many
brothers, Spirit?”
“More
than eighteen hundred,” said the Ghost.
“A
tremendous family to provide for!” muttered Scrooge.
The
Ghost of Christmas Present rose.
“Spirit,”
said Scrooge submissively, “conduct me where you will. I went forth last night
on compulsion, and I learnt a lesson which is working now. To-night, if you
have aught to teach me, let me profit by it.”
“Touch
my robe!”
Scrooge
did as he was told, and held it fast.
Holly,
mistletoe, red berries, ivy, turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, meat, pigs, sausages,
oysters, pies, puddings, fruit, and punch, all vanished instantly. So did the
room, the fire, the ruddy glow, the hour of night, and they stood in the city
streets on Christmas morning, where (for the weather was severe) the people
made a rough, but brisk and not unpleasant kind of music, in scraping the snow
from the pavement in front of their dwellings, and from the tops of their
houses, whence it was mad delight to the boys to see it come plumping down into
the road below, and splitting into artificial little snow-storms.
The
house fronts looked black enough, and the windows blacker, contrasting with the
smooth white sheet of snow upon the roofs, and with the dirtier snow upon the
ground; which last deposit had been ploughed up in deep furrows by the heavy
wheels of carts and waggons; furrows that crossed and re-crossed each other
hundreds of times where the great streets branched off; and made intricate
channels, hard to trace in the thick yellow mud and icy water. The sky was
gloomy, and the shortest streets were choked up with a dingy mist, half thawed,
half frozen, whose heavier particles descended in a shower of sooty atoms, as
if all the chimneys in Great Britain had, by one consent, caught fire, and were
blazing away to their dear hearts’ content. There was nothing very cheerful in
the climate or the town, and yet was there an air of cheerfulness abroad that
the clearest summer air and brightest summer sun might have endeavoured to
diffuse in vain.
For,
the people who were shovelling away on the housetops were jovial and full of
glee; calling out to one another from the parapets, and now and then exchanging
a facetious snowball—better-natured missile far than many a wordy jest—laughing
heartily if it went right and not less heartily if it went wrong. The
poulterers’ shops were still half open, and the fruiterers’ were radiant in
their glory. There were great, round, pot-bellied baskets of chestnuts, shaped
like the waistcoats of jolly old gentlemen, lolling at the doors, and tumbling
out into the street in their apoplectic opulence. There were ruddy,
brown-faced, broad-girthed Spanish Onions, shining in the fatness of their
growth like Spanish Friars, and winking from their shelves in wanton slyness at
the girls as they went by, and glanced demurely at the hung-up mistletoe. There
were pears and apples, clustered high in blooming pyramids; there were bunches
of grapes, made, in the shopkeepers’ benevolence to dangle from conspicuous
hooks, that people’s mouths might water gratis as they passed; there were piles
of filberts, mossy and brown, recalling, in their fragrance, ancient walks
among the woods, and pleasant shufflings ankle deep through withered leaves;
there were Norfolk Biffins, squat and swarthy, setting off the yellow of the
oranges and lemons, and, in the great compactness of their juicy persons,
urgently entreating and beseeching to be carried home in paper bags and eaten
after dinner. The very gold and silver fish, set forth among these choice
fruits in a bowl, though members of a dull and stagnant-blooded race, appeared
to know that there was something going on; and, to a fish, went gasping round
and round their little world in slow and passionless excitement.
The
Grocers’! oh, the Grocers’! nearly closed, with perhaps two shutters down, or
one; but through those gaps such glimpses! It was not alone that the scales
descending on the counter made a merry sound, or that the twine and roller
parted company so briskly, or that the canisters were rattled up and down like
juggling tricks, or even that the blended scents of tea and coffee were so
grateful to the nose, or even that the raisins were so plentiful and rare, the
almonds so extremely white, the sticks of cinnamon so long and straight, the
other spices so delicious, the candied fruits so caked and spotted with molten
sugar as to make the coldest lookers-on feel faint and subsequently bilious.
Nor was it that the figs were moist and pulpy, or that the French plums blushed
in modest tartness from their highly-decorated boxes, or that everything was
good to eat and in its Christmas dress; but the customers were all so hurried
and so eager in the hopeful promise of the day, that they tumbled up against
each other at the door, crashing their wicker baskets wildly, and left their
purchases upon the counter, and came running back to fetch them, and committed
hundreds of the like mistakes, in the best humour possible; while the Grocer
and his people were so frank and fresh that the polished hearts with which they
fastened their aprons behind might have been their own, worn outside for
general inspection, and for Christmas daws to peck at if they chose.
But
soon the steeples called good people all, to church and chapel, and away they
came, flocking through the streets in their best clothes, and with their gayest
faces. And at the same time there emerged from scores of bye-streets, lanes,
and nameless turnings, innumerable people, carrying their dinners to the
bakers’ shops. The sight of these poor revellers appeared to interest the
Spirit very much, for he stood with Scrooge beside him in a baker’s doorway,
and taking off the covers as their bearers passed, sprinkled incense on their
dinners from his torch. And it was a very uncommon kind of torch, for once or twice
when there were angry words between some dinner-carriers who had jostled each
other, he shed a few drops of water on them from it, and their good humour was
restored directly. For they said, it was a shame to quarrel upon Christmas Day.
And so it was! God love it, so it was!
In
time the bells ceased, and the bakers were shut up; and yet there was a genial
shadowing forth of all these dinners and the progress of their cooking, in the
thawed blotch of wet above each baker’s oven; where the pavement smoked as if
its stones were cooking too.
“Is
there a peculiar flavour in what you sprinkle from your torch?” asked Scrooge.
“There
is. My own.”
“Would
it apply to any kind of dinner on this day?” asked Scrooge.
“To
any kindly given. To a poor one most.”
“Why
to a poor one most?” asked Scrooge.
“Because
it needs it most.”
“Spirit,”
said Scrooge, after a moment’s thought, “I wonder you, of all the beings in the
many worlds about us, should desire to cramp these people’s opportunities of
innocent enjoyment.”
“I!”
cried the Spirit.
“You
would deprive them of their means of dining every seventh day, often the only
day on which they can be said to dine at all,” said Scrooge. “Wouldn’t you?”
“I!”
cried the Spirit.
“You
seek to close these places on the Seventh Day?” said Scrooge. “And it comes to
the same thing.”
“I
seek!” exclaimed the Spirit.
“Forgive
me if I am wrong. It has been done in your name, or at least in that of your
family,” said Scrooge.
“There
are some upon this earth of yours,” returned the Spirit, “who lay claim to know
us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry,
and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all our kith and kin,
as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on
themselves, not us.”
Scrooge
promised that he would; and they went on, invisible, as they had been before,
into the suburbs of the town. It was a remarkable quality of the Ghost (which
Scrooge had observed at the baker’s), that notwithstanding his gigantic size,
he could accommodate himself to any place with ease; and that he stood beneath
a low roof quite as gracefully and like a supernatural creature, as it was
possible he could have done in any lofty hall.
And
perhaps it was the pleasure the good Spirit had in showing off this power of
his, or else it was his own kind, generous, hearty nature, and his sympathy
with all poor men, that led him straight to Scrooge’s clerk’s; for there he
went, and took Scrooge with him, holding to his robe; and on the threshold of
the door the Spirit smiled, and stopped to bless Bob Cratchit’s dwelling with
the sprinkling of his torch. Think of that! Bob had but fifteen “Bob” a-week
himself; he pocketed on Saturdays but fifteen copies of his Christian name; and
yet the Ghost of Christmas Present blessed his four-roomed house!
Then
up rose Mrs. Cratchit, Cratchit’s wife, dressed out but poorly in a
twice-turned gown, but brave in ribbons, which are cheap and make a goodly show
for sixpence; and she laid the cloth, assisted by Belinda Cratchit, second of
her daughters, also brave in ribbons; while Master Peter Cratchit plunged a
fork into the saucepan of potatoes, and getting the corners of his monstrous
shirt collar (Bob’s private property, conferred upon his son and heir in honour
of the day) into his mouth, rejoiced to find himself so gallantly attired, and
yearned to show his linen in the fashionable Parks. And now two smaller
Cratchits, boy and girl, came tearing in, screaming that outside the baker’s
they had smelt the goose, and known it for their own; and basking in luxurious
thoughts of sage and onion, these young Cratchits danced about the table, and
exalted Master Peter Cratchit to the skies, while he (not proud, although his
collars nearly choked him) blew the fire, until the slow potatoes bubbling up,
knocked loudly at the saucepan-lid to be let out and peeled.
“What
has ever got your precious father then?” said Mrs. Cratchit. “And your brother,
Tiny Tim! And Martha warn’t as late last Christmas Day by half-an-hour?”
“Here’s
Martha, mother!” said a girl, appearing as she spoke.
“Here’s
Martha, mother!” cried the two young Cratchits. “Hurrah! There’s such a
goose, Martha!”
“Why,
bless your heart alive, my dear, how late you are!” said Mrs. Cratchit, kissing
her a dozen times, and taking off her shawl and bonnet for her with officious
zeal.
“We’d
a deal of work to finish up last night,” replied the girl, “and had to clear
away this morning, mother!”
“Well!
Never mind so long as you are come,” said Mrs. Cratchit. “Sit ye down before
the fire, my dear, and have a warm, Lord bless ye!”
“No,
no! There’s father coming,” cried the two young Cratchits, who were everywhere
at once. “Hide, Martha, hide!”
So
Martha hid herself, and in came little Bob, the father, with at least three
feet of comforter exclusive of the fringe, hanging down before him; and his
threadbare clothes darned up and brushed, to look seasonable; and Tiny Tim upon
his shoulder. Alas for Tiny Tim, he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs
supported by an iron frame!
“Why,
where’s our Martha?” cried Bob Cratchit, looking round.
“Not
coming,” said Mrs. Cratchit.
“Not
coming!” said Bob, with a sudden declension in his high spirits; for he had
been Tim’s blood horse all the way from church, and had come home rampant. “Not
coming upon Christmas Day!”
Martha
didn’t like to see him disappointed, if it were only in joke; so she came out
prematurely from behind the closet door, and ran into his arms, while the two
young Cratchits hustled Tiny Tim, and bore him off into the wash-house, that he
might hear the pudding singing in the copper.
“And
how did little Tim behave?” asked Mrs. Cratchit, when she had rallied Bob on
his credulity, and Bob had hugged his daughter to his heart’s content.
“As
good as gold,” said Bob, “and better. Somehow he gets thoughtful, sitting by
himself so much, and thinks the strangest things you ever heard. He told me,
coming home, that he hoped the people saw him in the church, because he was a
cripple, and it might be pleasant to them to remember upon Christmas Day, who
made lame beggars walk, and blind men see.”
Bob’s
voice was tremulous when he told them this, and trembled more when he said that
Tiny Tim was growing strong and hearty.
His
active little crutch was heard upon the floor, and back came Tiny Tim before
another word was spoken, escorted by his brother and sister to his stool before
the fire; and while Bob, turning up his cuffs—as if, poor fellow, they were
capable of being made more shabby—compounded some hot mixture in a jug with gin
and lemons, and stirred it round and round and put it on the hob to simmer;
Master Peter, and the two ubiquitous young Cratchits went to fetch the goose,
with which they soon returned in high procession.
Such
a bustle ensued that you might have thought a goose the rarest of all birds; a
feathered phenomenon, to which a black swan was a matter of course—and in truth
it was something very like it in that house. Mrs. Cratchit made the gravy
(ready beforehand in a little saucepan) hissing hot; Master Peter mashed the
potatoes with incredible vigour; Miss Belinda sweetened up the apple-sauce;
Martha dusted the hot plates; Bob took Tiny Tim beside him in a tiny corner at
the table; the two young Cratchits set chairs for everybody, not forgetting
themselves, and mounting guard upon their posts, crammed spoons into their
mouths, lest they should shriek for goose before their turn came to be helped.
At last the dishes were set on, and grace was said. It was succeeded by a
breathless pause, as Mrs. Cratchit, looking slowly all along the carving-knife,
prepared to plunge it in the breast; but when she did, and when the long
expected gush of stuffing issued forth, one murmur of delight arose all round
the board, and even Tiny Tim, excited by the two young Cratchits, beat on the
table with the handle of his knife, and feebly cried Hurrah!
There
never was such a goose. Bob said he didn’t believe there ever was such a goose
cooked. Its tenderness and flavour, size and cheapness, were the themes of
universal admiration. Eked out by apple-sauce and mashed potatoes, it was a
sufficient dinner for the whole family; indeed, as Mrs. Cratchit said with
great delight (surveying one small atom of a bone upon the dish), they hadn’t
ate it all at last! Yet every one had had enough, and the youngest Cratchits in
particular, were steeped in sage and onion to the eyebrows! But now, the plates
being changed by Miss Belinda, Mrs. Cratchit left the room alone—too nervous to
bear witnesses—to take the pudding up and bring it in.
Suppose
it should not be done enough! Suppose it should break in turning out! Suppose
somebody should have got over the wall of the back-yard, and stolen it, while
they were merry with the goose—a supposition at which the two young Cratchits
became livid! All sorts of horrors were supposed.
Hallo!
A great deal of steam! The pudding was out of the copper. A smell like a
washing-day! That was the cloth. A smell like an eating-house and a pastrycook’s
next door to each other, with a laundress’s next door to that! That was the
pudding! In half a minute Mrs. Cratchit entered—flushed, but smiling
proudly—with the pudding, like a speckled cannon-ball, so hard and firm,
blazing in half of half-a-quartern of ignited brandy, and bedight with Christmas
holly stuck into the top.
Oh,
a wonderful pudding! Bob Cratchit said, and calmly too, that he regarded it as
the greatest success achieved by Mrs. Cratchit since their marriage. Mrs.
Cratchit said that now the weight was off her mind, she would confess she had
had her doubts about the quantity of flour. Everybody had something to say
about it, but nobody said or thought it was at all a small pudding for a large
family. It would have been flat heresy to do so. Any Cratchit would have blushed
to hint at such a thing.
At
last the dinner was all done, the cloth was cleared, the hearth swept, and the
fire made up. The compound in the jug being tasted, and considered perfect,
apples and oranges were put upon the table, and a shovel-full of chestnuts on
the fire. Then all the Cratchit family drew round the hearth, in what Bob
Cratchit called a circle, meaning half a one; and at Bob Cratchit’s elbow stood
the family display of glass. Two tumblers, and a custard-cup without a handle.
These
held the hot stuff from the jug, however, as well as golden goblets would have
done; and Bob served it out with beaming looks, while the chestnuts on the fire
sputtered and cracked noisily. Then Bob proposed:
“A
Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us!”
Which
all the family re-echoed.
“God
bless us every one!” said Tiny Tim, the last of all.
He
sat very close to his father’s side upon his little stool. Bob held his
withered little hand in his, as if he loved the child, and wished to keep him
by his side, and dreaded that he might be taken from him.
“Spirit,”
said Scrooge, with an interest he had never felt before, “tell me if Tiny Tim
will live.”
“I
see a vacant seat,” replied the Ghost, “in the poor chimney-corner, and a
crutch without an owner, carefully preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered
by the Future, the child will die.”
“No,
no,” said Scrooge. “Oh, no, kind Spirit! say he will be spared.”
“If
these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, none other of my race,” returned
the Ghost, “will find him here. What then? If he be like to die, he had better
do it, and decrease the surplus population.”
Scrooge
hung his head to hear his own words quoted by the Spirit, and was overcome with
penitence and grief.
“Man,”
said the Ghost, “if man you be in heart, not adamant, forbear that wicked cant
until you have discovered What the surplus is, and Where it is. Will you decide
what men shall live, what men shall die? It may be, that in the sight of
Heaven, you are more worthless and less fit to live than millions like this
poor man’s child. Oh God! to hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too
much life among his hungry brothers in the dust!”
Scrooge
bent before the Ghost’s rebuke, and trembling cast his eyes upon the ground.
But he raised them speedily, on hearing his own name.
“Mr.
Scrooge!” said Bob; “I’ll give you Mr. Scrooge, the Founder of the Feast!”
“The
Founder of the Feast indeed!” cried Mrs. Cratchit, reddening. “I wish I had him
here. I’d give him a piece of my mind to feast upon, and I hope he’d have a
good appetite for it.”
“My
dear,” said Bob, “the children! Christmas Day.”
“It
should be Christmas Day, I am sure,” said she, “on which one drinks the health
of such an odious, stingy, hard, unfeeling man as Mr. Scrooge. You know he is,
Robert! Nobody knows it better than you do, poor fellow!”
“My
dear,” was Bob’s mild answer, “Christmas Day.”
“I’ll
drink his health for your sake and the Day’s,” said Mrs. Cratchit, “not for
his. Long life to him! A merry Christmas and a happy new year! He’ll be very
merry and very happy, I have no doubt!”
The
children drank the toast after her. It was the first of their proceedings which
had no heartiness. Tiny Tim drank it last of all, but he didn’t care twopence
for it. Scrooge was the Ogre of the family. The mention of his name cast a dark
shadow on the party, which was not dispelled for full five minutes.
After
it had passed away, they were ten times merrier than before, from the mere
relief of Scrooge the Baleful being done with. Bob Cratchit told them how he
had a situation in his eye for Master Peter, which would bring in, if obtained,
full five-and-sixpence weekly. The two young Cratchits laughed tremendously at
the idea of Peter’s being a man of business; and Peter himself looked
thoughtfully at the fire from between his collars, as if he were deliberating
what particular investments he should favour when he came into the receipt of
that bewildering income. Martha, who was a poor apprentice at a milliner’s,
then told them what kind of work she had to do, and how many hours she worked
at a stretch, and how she meant to lie abed to-morrow morning for a good long
rest; to-morrow being a holiday she passed at home. Also how she had seen a
countess and a lord some days before, and how the lord “was much about as tall
as Peter;” at which Peter pulled up his collars so high that you couldn’t have
seen his head if you had been there. All this time the chestnuts and the jug
went round and round; and by-and-bye they had a song, about a lost child
travelling in the snow, from Tiny Tim, who had a plaintive little voice, and
sang it very well indeed.
There
was nothing of high mark in this. They were not a handsome family; they were
not well dressed; their shoes were far from being water-proof; their clothes
were scanty; and Peter might have known, and very likely did, the inside of a
pawnbroker’s. But, they were happy, grateful, pleased with one another, and
contented with the time; and when they faded, and looked happier yet in the
bright sprinklings of the Spirit’s torch at parting, Scrooge had his eye upon
them, and especially on Tiny Tim, until the last.
By
this time it was getting dark, and snowing pretty heavily; and as Scrooge and
the Spirit went along the streets, the brightness of the roaring fires in
kitchens, parlours, and all sorts of rooms, was wonderful. Here, the flickering
of the blaze showed preparations for a cosy dinner, with hot plates baking
through and through before the fire, and deep red curtains, ready to be drawn
to shut out cold and darkness. There all the children of the house were running
out into the snow to meet their married sisters, brothers, cousins, uncles,
aunts, and be the first to greet them. Here, again, were shadows on the
window-blind of guests assembling; and there a group of handsome girls, all
hooded and fur-booted, and all chattering at once, tripped lightly off to some
near neighbour’s house; where, woe upon the single man who saw them
enter—artful witches, well they knew it—in a glow!
But,
if you had judged from the numbers of people on their way to friendly
gatherings, you might have thought that no one was at home to give them welcome
when they got there, instead of every house expecting company, and piling up
its fires half-chimney high. Blessings on it, how the Ghost exulted! How it
bared its breadth of breast, and opened its capacious palm, and floated on,
outpouring, with a generous hand, its bright and harmless mirth on everything
within its reach! The very lamplighter, who ran on before, dotting the dusky
street with specks of light, and who was dressed to spend the evening
somewhere, laughed out loudly as the Spirit passed, though little kenned the
lamplighter that he had any company but Christmas!
And
now, without a word of warning from the Ghost, they stood upon a bleak and
desert moor, where monstrous masses of rude stone were cast about, as though it
were the burial-place of giants; and water spread itself wheresoever it listed,
or would have done so, but for the frost that held it prisoner; and nothing
grew but moss and furze, and coarse rank grass. Down in the west the setting
sun had left a streak of fiery red, which glared upon the desolation for an
instant, like a sullen eye, and frowning lower, lower, lower yet, was lost in
the thick gloom of darkest night.
“What
place is this?” asked Scrooge.
“A
place where Miners live, who labour in the bowels of the earth,” returned the
Spirit. “But they know me. See!”
A
light shone from the window of a hut, and swiftly they advanced towards it.
Passing through the wall of mud and stone, they found a cheerful company
assembled round a glowing fire. An old, old man and woman, with their children
and their children’s children, and another generation beyond that, all decked
out gaily in their holiday attire. The old man, in a voice that seldom rose
above the howling of the wind upon the barren waste, was singing them a
Christmas song—it had been a very old song when he was a boy—and from time to
time they all joined in the chorus. So surely as they raised their voices, the
old man got quite blithe and loud; and so surely as they stopped, his vigour
sank again.
The
Spirit did not tarry here, but bade Scrooge hold his robe, and passing on above
the moor, sped—whither? Not to sea? To sea. To Scrooge’s horror, looking back,
he saw the last of the land, a frightful range of rocks, behind them; and his
ears were deafened by the thundering of water, as it rolled and roared, and
raged among the dreadful caverns it had worn, and fiercely tried to undermine
the earth.
Built
upon a dismal reef of sunken rocks, some league or so from shore, on which the
waters chafed and dashed, the wild year through, there stood a solitary
lighthouse. Great heaps of sea-weed clung to its base, and storm-birds—born of
the wind one might suppose, as sea-weed of the water—rose and fell about it,
like the waves they skimmed.
But
even here, two men who watched the light had made a fire, that through the
loophole in the thick stone wall shed out a ray of brightness on the awful sea.
Joining their horny hands over the rough table at which they sat, they wished
each other Merry Christmas in their can of grog; and one of them: the elder,
too, with his face all damaged and scarred with hard weather, as the
figure-head of an old ship might be: struck up a sturdy song that was like a
Gale in itself.
Again
the Ghost sped on, above the black and heaving sea—on, on—until, being far
away, as he told Scrooge, from any shore, they lighted on a ship. They stood
beside the helmsman at the wheel, the look-out in the bow, the officers who had
the watch; dark, ghostly figures in their several stations; but every man among
them hummed a Christmas tune, or had a Christmas thought, or spoke below his
breath to his companion of some bygone Christmas Day, with homeward hopes
belonging to it. And every man on board, waking or sleeping, good or bad, had
had a kinder word for another on that day than on any day in the year; and had
shared to some extent in its festivities; and had remembered those he cared for
at a distance, and had known that they delighted to remember him.
It
was a great surprise to Scrooge, while listening to the moaning of the wind,
and thinking what a solemn thing it was to move on through the lonely darkness
over an unknown abyss, whose depths were secrets as profound as Death: it was a
great surprise to Scrooge, while thus engaged, to hear a hearty laugh. It was a
much greater surprise to Scrooge to recognise it as his own nephew’s and to
find himself in a bright, dry, gleaming room, with the Spirit standing smiling
by his side, and looking at that same nephew with approving affability!
“Ha,
ha!” laughed Scrooge’s nephew. “Ha, ha, ha!”
If
you should happen, by any unlikely chance, to know a man more blest in a laugh
than Scrooge’s nephew, all I can say is, I should like to know him too.
Introduce him to me, and I’ll cultivate his acquaintance.
It
is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection
in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious
as laughter and good-humour. When Scrooge’s nephew laughed in this way: holding
his sides, rolling his head, and twisting his face into the most extravagant
contortions: Scrooge’s niece, by marriage, laughed as heartily as he. And their
assembled friends being not a bit behindhand, roared out lustily.
“Ha,
ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha!”
“He
said that Christmas was a humbug, as I live!” cried Scrooge’s nephew. “He
believed it too!”
“More
shame for him, Fred!” said Scrooge’s niece, indignantly. Bless those women;
they never do anything by halves. They are always in earnest.
She
was very pretty: exceedingly pretty. With a dimpled, surprised-looking, capital
face; a ripe little mouth, that seemed made to be kissed—as no doubt it was;
all kinds of good little dots about her chin, that melted into one another when
she laughed; and the sunniest pair of eyes you ever saw in any little
creature’s head. Altogether she was what you would have called provoking, you
know; but satisfactory, too. Oh, perfectly satisfactory.
“He’s
a comical old fellow,” said Scrooge’s nephew, “that’s the truth: and not so
pleasant as he might be. However, his offences carry their own punishment, and
I have nothing to say against him.”
“I’m
sure he is very rich, Fred,” hinted Scrooge’s niece. “At least you always tell me
so.”
“What
of that, my dear!” said Scrooge’s nephew. “His wealth is of no use to him. He
don’t do any good with it. He don’t make himself comfortable with it. He hasn’t
the satisfaction of thinking—ha, ha, ha!—that he is ever going to benefit US
with it.”
“I
have no patience with him,” observed Scrooge’s niece. Scrooge’s niece’s
sisters, and all the other ladies, expressed the same opinion.
“Oh,
I have!” said Scrooge’s nephew. “I am sorry for him; I couldn’t be angry with
him if I tried. Who suffers by his ill whims! Himself, always. Here, he takes
it into his head to dislike us, and he won’t come and dine with us. What’s the
consequence? He don’t lose much of a dinner.”
“Indeed,
I think he loses a very good dinner,” interrupted Scrooge’s niece. Everybody
else said the same, and they must be allowed to have been competent judges,
because they had just had dinner; and, with the dessert upon the table, were
clustered round the fire, by lamplight.
“Well!
I’m very glad to hear it,” said Scrooge’s nephew, “because I haven’t great
faith in these young housekeepers. What do you say, Topper?”
Topper
had clearly got his eye upon one of Scrooge’s niece’s sisters, for he answered
that a bachelor was a wretched outcast, who had no right to express an opinion
on the subject. Whereat Scrooge’s niece’s sister—the plump one with the lace
tucker: not the one with the roses—blushed.
“Do
go on, Fred,” said Scrooge’s niece, clapping her hands. “He never finishes what
he begins to say! He is such a ridiculous fellow!”
Scrooge’s
nephew revelled in another laugh, and as it was impossible to keep the
infection off; though the plump sister tried hard to do it with aromatic
vinegar; his example was unanimously followed.
“I
was only going to say,” said Scrooge’s nephew, “that the consequence of his
taking a dislike to us, and not making merry with us, is, as I think, that he
loses some pleasant moments, which could do him no harm. I am sure he loses
pleasanter companions than he can find in his own thoughts, either in his
mouldy old office, or his dusty chambers. I mean to give him the same chance
every year, whether he likes it or not, for I pity him. He may rail at
Christmas till he dies, but he can’t help thinking better of it—I defy him—if
he finds me going there, in good temper, year after year, and saying Uncle
Scrooge, how are you? If it only puts him in the vein to leave his poor clerk
fifty pounds, that’s something; and I think I shook him yesterday.”
It
was their turn to laugh now at the notion of his shaking Scrooge. But being
thoroughly good-natured, and not much caring what they laughed at, so that they
laughed at any rate, he encouraged them in their merriment, and passed the
bottle joyously.
After
tea, they had some music. For they were a musical family, and knew what they
were about, when they sung a Glee or Catch, I can assure you: especially
Topper, who could growl away in the bass like a good one, and never swell the
large veins in his forehead, or get red in the face over it. Scrooge’s niece
played well upon the harp; and played among other tunes a simple little air (a
mere nothing: you might learn to whistle it in two minutes), which had been
familiar to the child who fetched Scrooge from the boarding-school, as he had
been reminded by the Ghost of Christmas Past. When this strain of music
sounded, all the things that Ghost had shown him, came upon his mind; he
softened more and more; and thought that if he could have listened to it often,
years ago, he might have cultivated the kindnesses of life for his own
happiness with his own hands, without resorting to the sexton’s spade that
buried Jacob Marley.
But
they didn’t devote the whole evening to music. After a while they played at
forfeits; for it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at
Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child himself. Stop! There was first a
game at blind-man’s buff. Of course there was. And I no more believe Topper was
really blind than I believe he had eyes in his boots. My opinion is, that it
was a done thing between him and Scrooge’s nephew; and that the Ghost of Christmas
Present knew it. The way he went after that plump sister in the lace tucker,
was an outrage on the credulity of human nature. Knocking down the fire-irons,
tumbling over the chairs, bumping against the piano, smothering himself among
the curtains, wherever she went, there went he! He always knew where the plump
sister was. He wouldn’t catch anybody else. If you had fallen up against him
(as some of them did), on purpose, he would have made a feint of endeavouring
to seize you, which would have been an affront to your understanding, and would
instantly have sidled off in the direction of the plump sister. She often cried
out that it wasn’t fair; and it really was not. But when at last, he caught
her; when, in spite of all her silken rustlings, and her rapid flutterings past
him, he got her into a corner whence there was no escape; then his conduct was
the most execrable. For his pretending not to know her; his pretending that it
was necessary to touch her head-dress, and further to assure himself of her identity
by pressing a certain ring upon her finger, and a certain chain about her neck;
was vile, monstrous! No doubt she told him her opinion of it, when, another
blind-man being in office, they were so very confidential together, behind the
curtains.
Scrooge’s
niece was not one of the blind-man’s buff party, but was made comfortable with
a large chair and a footstool, in a snug corner, where the Ghost and Scrooge
were close behind her. But she joined in the forfeits, and loved her love to
admiration with all the letters of the alphabet. Likewise at the game of How,
When, and Where, she was very great, and to the secret joy of Scrooge’s nephew,
beat her sisters hollow: though they were sharp girls too, as Topper could have
told you. There might have been twenty people there, young and old, but they
all played, and so did Scrooge; for wholly forgetting in the interest he had in
what was going on, that his voice made no sound in their ears, he sometimes
came out with his guess quite loud, and very often guessed quite right, too;
for the sharpest needle, best Whitechapel, warranted not to cut in the eye, was
not sharper than Scrooge; blunt as he took it in his head to be.
The
Ghost was greatly pleased to find him in this mood, and looked upon him with
such favour, that he begged like a boy to be allowed to stay until the guests
departed. But this the Spirit said could not be done.
“Here
is a new game,” said Scrooge. “One half hour, Spirit, only one!”
It
was a Game called Yes and No, where Scrooge’s nephew had to think of something,
and the rest must find out what; he only answering to their questions yes or
no, as the case was. The brisk fire of questioning to which he was exposed,
elicited from him that he was thinking of an animal, a live animal, rather a disagreeable
animal, a savage animal, an animal that growled and grunted sometimes, and
talked sometimes, and lived in London, and walked about the streets, and wasn’t
made a show of, and wasn’t led by anybody, and didn’t live in a menagerie, and
was never killed in a market, and was not a horse, or an ass, or a cow, or a
bull, or a tiger, or a dog, or a pig, or a cat, or a bear. At every fresh
question that was put to him, this nephew burst into a fresh roar of laughter;
and was so inexpressibly tickled, that he was obliged to get up off the sofa
and stamp. At last the plump sister, falling into a similar state, cried out:
“I
have found it out! I know what it is, Fred! I know what it is!”
“What
is it?” cried Fred.
“It’s
your Uncle Scro-o-o-o-oge!”
Which
it certainly was. Admiration was the universal sentiment, though some objected
that the reply to “Is it a bear?” ought to have been “Yes;” inasmuch as an
answer in the negative was sufficient to have diverted their thoughts from Mr.
Scrooge, supposing they had ever had any tendency that way.
“He
has given us plenty of merriment, I am sure,” said Fred, “and it would be
ungrateful not to drink his health. Here is a glass of mulled wine ready to our
hand at the moment; and I say, ‘Uncle Scrooge!’ ”
“Well!
Uncle Scrooge!” they cried.
“A
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to the old man, whatever he is!” said
Scrooge’s nephew. “He wouldn’t take it from me, but may he have it,
nevertheless. Uncle Scrooge!”
Uncle
Scrooge had imperceptibly become so gay and light of heart, that he would have
pledged the unconscious company in return, and thanked them in an inaudible
speech, if the Ghost had given him time. But the whole scene passed off in the
breath of the last word spoken by his nephew; and he and the Spirit were again
upon their travels.
Much
they saw, and far they went, and many homes they visited, but always with a
happy end. The Spirit stood beside sick beds, and they were cheerful; on
foreign lands, and they were close at home; by struggling men, and they were
patient in their greater hope; by poverty, and it was rich. In almshouse,
hospital, and jail, in misery’s every refuge, where vain man in his little
brief authority had not made fast the door, and barred the Spirit out, he left
his blessing, and taught Scrooge his precepts.
It
was a long night, if it were only a night; but Scrooge had his doubts of this,
because the Christmas Holidays appeared to be condensed into the space of time
they passed together. It was strange, too, that while Scrooge remained
unaltered in his outward form, the Ghost grew older, clearly older. Scrooge had
observed this change, but never spoke of it, until they left a children’s
Twelfth Night party, when, looking at the Spirit as they stood together in an
open place, he noticed that its hair was grey.
“Are
spirits’ lives so short?” asked Scrooge.
“My
life upon this globe, is very brief,” replied the Ghost. “It ends to-night.”
“To-night!”
cried Scrooge.
“To-night
at midnight. Hark! The time is drawing near.”
The
chimes were ringing the three quarters past eleven at that moment.
“Forgive
me if I am not justified in what I ask,” said Scrooge, looking intently at the
Spirit’s robe, “but I see something strange, and not belonging to yourself,
protruding from your skirts. Is it a foot or a claw?”
“It
might be a claw, for the flesh there is upon it,” was the Spirit’s sorrowful
reply. “Look here.”
From
the foldings of its robe, it brought two children; wretched, abject, frightful,
hideous, miserable. They knelt down at its feet, and clung upon the outside of
its garment.
“Oh,
Man! look here. Look, look, down here!” exclaimed the Ghost.
They
were a boy and girl. Yellow, meagre, ragged, scowling, wolfish; but prostrate,
too, in their humility. Where graceful youth should have filled their features
out, and touched them with its freshest tints, a stale and shrivelled hand,
like that of age, had pinched, and twisted them, and pulled them into shreds.
Where angels might have sat enthroned, devils lurked, and glared out menacing.
No change, no degradation, no perversion of humanity, in any grade, through all
the mysteries of wonderful creation, has monsters half so horrible and dread.
Scrooge
started back, appalled. Having them shown to him in this way, he tried to say
they were fine children, but the words choked themselves, rather than be
parties to a lie of such enormous magnitude.
“Spirit!
are they yours?” Scrooge could say no more.
“They
are Man’s,” said the Spirit, looking down upon them. “And they cling to me,
appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware
them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his
brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased. Deny it!”
cried the Spirit, stretching out its hand towards the city. “Slander those who
tell it ye! Admit it for your factious purposes, and make it worse. And bide
the end!”
“Have
they no refuge or resource?” cried Scrooge.
“Are
there no prisons?” said the Spirit, turning on him for the last time with his
own words. “Are there no workhouses?”
The
bell struck twelve.
Scrooge
looked about him for the Ghost, and saw it not. As the last stroke ceased to
vibrate, he remembered the prediction of old Jacob Marley, and lifting up his
eyes, beheld a solemn Phantom, draped and hooded, coming, like a mist along the
ground, towards him.
THE
LAST OF THE SPIRITS.
The
Phantom slowly, gravely, silently, approached. When it came near him, Scrooge
bent down upon his knee; for in the very air through which this Spirit moved it
seemed to scatter gloom and mystery.
It
was shrouded in a deep black garment, which concealed its head, its face, its
form, and left nothing of it visible save one outstretched hand. But for this
it would have been difficult to detach its figure from the night, and separate
it from the darkness by which it was surrounded.
He
felt that it was tall and stately when it came beside him, and that its
mysterious presence filled him with a solemn dread. He knew no more, for the Spirit
neither spoke nor moved.
“I
am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?” said Scrooge.
The
Spirit answered not, but pointed onward with its hand.
“You
are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will
happen in the time before us,” Scrooge pursued. “Is that so, Spirit?”
The
upper portion of the garment was contracted for an instant in its folds, as if
the Spirit had inclined its head. That was the only answer he received.
Although
well used to ghostly company by this time, Scrooge feared the silent shape so
much that his legs trembled beneath him, and he found that he could hardly stand
when he prepared to follow it. The Spirit paused a moment, as observing his
condition, and giving him time to recover.
But
Scrooge was all the worse for this. It thrilled him with a vague uncertain
horror, to know that behind the dusky shroud, there were ghostly eyes intently
fixed upon him, while he, though he stretched his own to the utmost, could see
nothing but a spectral hand and one great heap of black.
“Ghost
of the Future!” he exclaimed, “I fear you more than any spectre I have seen.
But as I know your purpose is to do me good, and as I hope to live to be
another man from what I was, I am prepared to bear you company, and do it with
a thankful heart. Will you not speak to me?”
It
gave him no reply. The hand was pointed straight before them.
“Lead
on!” said Scrooge. “Lead on! The night is waning fast, and it is precious time
to me, I know. Lead on, Spirit!”
The
Phantom moved away as it had come towards him. Scrooge followed in the shadow
of its dress, which bore him up, he thought, and carried him along.
They
scarcely seemed to enter the city; for the city rather seemed to spring up
about them, and encompass them of its own act. But there they were, in the
heart of it; on ’Change, amongst the merchants; who hurried up and down, and
chinked the money in their pockets, and conversed in groups, and looked at
their watches, and trifled thoughtfully with their great gold seals; and so
forth, as Scrooge had seen them often.
The
Spirit stopped beside one little knot of business men. Observing that the hand
was pointed to them, Scrooge advanced to listen to their talk.
“No,”
said a great fat man with a monstrous chin, “I don’t know much about it, either
way. I only know he’s dead.”
“When
did he die?” inquired another.
“Last
night, I believe.”
“Why,
what was the matter with him?” asked a third, taking a vast quantity of snuff
out of a very large snuff-box. “I thought he’d never die.”
“God
knows,” said the first, with a yawn.
“What
has he done with his money?” asked a red-faced gentleman with a pendulous
excrescence on the end of his nose, that shook like the gills of a turkey-cock.
“I
haven’t heard,” said the man with the large chin, yawning again. “Left it to
his company, perhaps. He hasn’t left it to me. That’s all I know.”
This
pleasantry was received with a general laugh.
“It’s
likely to be a very cheap funeral,” said the same speaker; “for upon my life I
don’t know of anybody to go to it. Suppose we make up a party and volunteer?”
“I
don’t mind going if a lunch is provided,” observed the gentleman with the
excrescence on his nose. “But I must be fed, if I make one.”
Another
laugh.
“Well,
I am the most disinterested among you, after all,” said the first speaker, “for
I never wear black gloves, and I never eat lunch. But I’ll offer to go, if
anybody else will. When I come to think of it, I’m not at all sure that I
wasn’t his most particular friend; for we used to stop and speak whenever we
met. Bye, bye!”
Speakers
and listeners strolled away, and mixed with other groups. Scrooge knew the men,
and looked towards the Spirit for an explanation.
The
Phantom glided on into a street. Its finger pointed to two persons meeting.
Scrooge listened again, thinking that the explanation might lie here.
He
knew these men, also, perfectly. They were men of business: very wealthy, and
of great importance. He had made a point always of standing well in their
esteem: in a business point of view, that is; strictly in a business point of
view.
“How
are you?” said one.
“How
are you?” returned the other.
“Well!”
said the first. “Old Scratch has got his own at last, hey?”
“So
I am told,” returned the second. “Cold, isn’t it?”
“Seasonable
for Christmas time. You’re not a skater, I suppose?”
“No.
No. Something else to think of. Good morning!”
Not
another word. That was their meeting, their conversation, and their parting.
Scrooge
was at first inclined to be surprised that the Spirit should attach importance
to conversations apparently so trivial; but feeling assured that they must have
some hidden purpose, he set himself to consider what it was likely to be. They
could scarcely be supposed to have any bearing on the death of Jacob, his old
partner, for that was Past, and this Ghost’s province was the Future. Nor could
he think of any one immediately connected with himself, to whom he could apply
them. But nothing doubting that to whomsoever they applied they had some latent
moral for his own improvement, he resolved to treasure up every word he heard,
and everything he saw; and especially to observe the shadow of himself when it
appeared. For he had an expectation that the conduct of his future self would
give him the clue he missed, and would render the solution of these riddles
easy.
He
looked about in that very place for his own image; but another man stood in his
accustomed corner, and though the clock pointed to his usual time of day for
being there, he saw no likeness of himself among the multitudes that poured in
through the Porch. It gave him little surprise, however; for he had been
revolving in his mind a change of life, and thought and hoped he saw his
new-born resolutions carried out in this.
Quiet
and dark, beside him stood the Phantom, with its outstretched hand. When he
roused himself from his thoughtful quest, he fancied from the turn of the hand,
and its situation in reference to himself, that the Unseen Eyes were looking at
him keenly. It made him shudder, and feel very cold.
They
left the busy scene, and went into an obscure part of the town, where Scrooge
had never penetrated before, although he recognised its situation, and its bad
repute. The ways were foul and narrow; the shops and houses wretched; the
people half-naked, drunken, slipshod, ugly. Alleys and archways, like so many
cesspools, disgorged their offences of smell, and dirt, and life, upon the
straggling streets; and the whole quarter reeked with crime, with filth, and
misery.
Far
in this den of infamous resort, there was a low-browed, beetling shop, below a
pent-house roof, where iron, old rags, bottles, bones, and greasy offal, were
bought. Upon the floor within, were piled up heaps of rusty keys, nails,
chains, hinges, files, scales, weights, and refuse iron of all kinds. Secrets
that few would like to scrutinise were bred and hidden in mountains of unseemly
rags, masses of corrupted fat, and sepulchres of bones. Sitting in among the
wares he dealt in, by a charcoal stove, made of old bricks, was a grey-haired
rascal, nearly seventy years of age; who had screened himself from the cold air
without, by a frousy curtaining of miscellaneous tatters, hung upon a line; and
smoked his pipe in all the luxury of calm retirement.
Scrooge
and the Phantom came into the presence of this man, just as a woman with a
heavy bundle slunk into the shop. But she had scarcely entered, when another woman,
similarly laden, came in too; and she was closely followed by a man in faded
black, who was no less startled by the sight of them, than they had been upon
the recognition of each other. After a short period of blank astonishment, in
which the old man with the pipe had joined them, they all three burst into a
laugh.
“Let
the charwoman alone to be the first!” cried she who had entered first. “Let the
laundress alone to be the second; and let the undertaker’s man alone to be the
third. Look here, old Joe, here’s a chance! If we haven’t all three met here
without meaning it!”
“You
couldn’t have met in a better place,” said old Joe, removing his pipe from his
mouth. “Come into the parlour. You were made free of it long ago, you know; and
the other two an’t strangers. Stop till I shut the door of the shop. Ah! How it
skreeks! There an’t such a rusty bit of metal in the place as its own hinges, I
believe; and I’m sure there’s no such old bones here, as mine. Ha, ha! We’re
all suitable to our calling, we’re well matched. Come into the parlour. Come
into the parlour.”
The
parlour was the space behind the screen of rags. The old man raked the fire
together with an old stair-rod, and having trimmed his smoky lamp (for it was
night), with the stem of his pipe, put it in his mouth again.
While
he did this, the woman who had already spoken threw her bundle on the floor,
and sat down in a flaunting manner on a stool; crossing her elbows on her
knees, and looking with a bold defiance at the other two.
“What
odds then! What odds, Mrs. Dilber?” said the woman. “Every person has a right
to take care of themselves. He always did.”
“That’s
true, indeed!” said the laundress. “No man more so.”
“Why
then, don’t stand staring as if you was afraid, woman; who’s the wiser? We’re
not going to pick holes in each other’s coats, I suppose?”
“No,
indeed!” said Mrs. Dilber and the man together. “We should hope not.”
“Very
well, then!” cried the woman. “That’s enough. Who’s the worse for the loss of a
few things like these? Not a dead man, I suppose.”
“No,
indeed,” said Mrs. Dilber, laughing.
“If
he wanted to keep ’em after he was dead, a wicked old screw,” pursued the
woman, “why wasn’t he natural in his lifetime? If he had been, he’d have had
somebody to look after him when he was struck with Death, instead of lying
gasping out his last there, alone by himself.”
“It’s
the truest word that ever was spoke,” said Mrs. Dilber. “It’s a judgment on
him.”
“I
wish it was a little heavier judgment,” replied the woman; “and it should have
been, you may depend upon it, if I could have laid my hands on anything else.
Open that bundle, old Joe, and let me know the value of it. Speak out plain.
I’m not afraid to be the first, nor afraid for them to see it. We know pretty
well that we were helping ourselves, before we met here, I believe. It’s no
sin. Open the bundle, Joe.”
But
the gallantry of her friends would not allow of this; and the man in faded
black, mounting the breach first, produced his plunder. It was not
extensive. A seal or two, a pencil-case, a pair of sleeve-buttons, and a brooch
of no great value, were all. They were severally examined and appraised by old
Joe, who chalked the sums he was disposed to give for each, upon the wall, and
added them up into a total when he found there was nothing more to come.
“That’s
your account,” said Joe, “and I wouldn’t give another sixpence, if I was to be
boiled for not doing it. Who’s next?”
Mrs.
Dilber was next. Sheets and towels, a little wearing apparel, two old-fashioned
silver teaspoons, a pair of sugar-tongs, and a few boots. Her account was
stated on the wall in the same manner.
“I
always give too much to ladies. It’s a weakness of mine, and that’s the way I
ruin myself,” said old Joe. “That’s your account. If you asked me for another
penny, and made it an open question, I’d repent of being so liberal and knock
off half-a-crown.”
“And
now undo my bundle, Joe,” said the first woman.
Joe
went down on his knees for the greater convenience of opening it, and having
unfastened a great many knots, dragged out a large and heavy roll of some dark
stuff.
“What
do you call this?” said Joe. “Bed-curtains!”
“Ah!”
returned the woman, laughing and leaning forward on her crossed arms. “Bed-curtains!”
“You
don’t mean to say you took ’em down, rings and all, with him lying there?” said
Joe.
“Yes
I do,” replied the woman. “Why not?”
“You
were born to make your fortune,” said Joe, “and you’ll certainly do it.”
“I
certainly shan’t hold my hand, when I can get anything in it by reaching it
out, for the sake of such a man as He was, I promise you, Joe,” returned the
woman coolly. “Don’t drop that oil upon the blankets, now.”
“His
blankets?” asked Joe.
“Whose
else’s do you think?” replied the woman. “He isn’t likely to take cold without
’em, I dare say.”
“I
hope he didn’t die of anything catching? Eh?” said old Joe, stopping in his
work, and looking up.
“Don’t
you be afraid of that,” returned the woman. “I an’t so fond of his company that
I’d loiter about him for such things, if he did. Ah! you may look through that
shirt till your eyes ache; but you won’t find a hole in it, nor a threadbare
place. It’s the best he had, and a fine one too. They’d have wasted it, if it
hadn’t been for me.”
“What
do you call wasting of it?” asked old Joe.
“Putting
it on him to be buried in, to be sure,” replied the woman with a laugh.
“Somebody was fool enough to do it, but I took it off again. If calico an’t
good enough for such a purpose, it isn’t good enough for anything. It’s quite
as becoming to the body. He can’t look uglier than he did in that one.”
Scrooge
listened to this dialogue in horror. As they sat grouped about their spoil, in
the scanty light afforded by the old man’s lamp, he viewed them with a
detestation and disgust, which could hardly have been greater, though they had
been obscene demons, marketing the corpse itself.
“Ha,
ha!” laughed the same woman, when old Joe, producing a flannel bag with money
in it, told out their several gains upon the ground. “This is the end of it,
you see! He frightened every one away from him when he was alive, to profit us
when he was dead! Ha, ha, ha!”
“Spirit!”
said Scrooge, shuddering from head to foot. “I see, I see. The case of this
unhappy man might be my own. My life tends that way, now. Merciful Heaven, what
is this!”
He
recoiled in terror, for the scene had changed, and now he almost touched a bed:
a bare, uncurtained bed: on which, beneath a ragged sheet, there lay a
something covered up, which, though it was dumb, announced itself in awful
language.
The
room was very dark, too dark to be observed with any accuracy, though Scrooge
glanced round it in obedience to a secret impulse, anxious to know what kind of
room it was. A pale light, rising in the outer air, fell straight upon the bed;
and on it, plundered and bereft, unwatched, unwept, uncared for, was the body
of this man.
Scrooge
glanced towards the Phantom. Its steady hand was pointed to the head. The cover
was so carelessly adjusted that the slightest raising of it, the motion of a
finger upon Scrooge’s part, would have disclosed the face. He thought of it,
felt how easy it would be to do, and longed to do it; but had no more power to
withdraw the veil than to dismiss the spectre at his side.
Oh
cold, cold, rigid, dreadful Death, set up thine altar here, and dress it with
such terrors as thou hast at thy command: for this is thy dominion! But of the
loved, revered, and honoured head, thou canst not turn one hair to thy dread
purposes, or make one feature odious. It is not that the hand is heavy and will
fall down when released; it is not that the heart and pulse are still; but that
the hand was open, generous, and true; the heart brave, warm, and tender; and
the pulse a man’s. Strike, Shadow, strike! And see his good deeds springing
from the wound, to sow the world with life immortal!
No
voice pronounced these words in Scrooge’s ears, and yet he heard them when he
looked upon the bed. He thought, if this man could be raised up now, what would
be his foremost thoughts? Avarice, hard-dealing, griping cares? They have brought
him to a rich end, truly!
He
lay, in the dark empty house, with not a man, a woman, or a child, to say that
he was kind to me in this or that, and for the memory of one kind word I will
be kind to him. A cat was tearing at the door, and there was a sound of gnawing
rats beneath the hearth-stone. What they wanted in the room of death,
and why they were so restless and disturbed, Scrooge did not dare to think.
“Spirit!”
he said, “this is a fearful place. In leaving it, I shall not leave its lesson,
trust me. Let us go!”
Still
the Ghost pointed with an unmoved finger to the head.
“I
understand you,” Scrooge returned, “and I would do it, if I could. But I have
not the power, Spirit. I have not the power.”
Again
it seemed to look upon him.
“If
there is any person in the town, who feels emotion caused by this man’s death,”
said Scrooge quite agonised, “show that person to me, Spirit, I beseech you!”
The
Phantom spread its dark robe before him for a moment, like a wing; and withdrawing
it, revealed a room by daylight, where a mother and her children were.
She
was expecting some one, and with anxious eagerness; for she walked up and down
the room; started at every sound; looked out from the window; glanced at the
clock; tried, but in vain, to work with her needle; and could hardly bear the
voices of the children in their play.
At
length the long-expected knock was heard. She hurried to the door, and met her
husband; a man whose face was careworn and depressed, though he was young.
There was a remarkable expression in it now; a kind of serious delight of which
he felt ashamed, and which he struggled to repress.
He
sat down to the dinner that had been hoarding for him by the fire; and when she
asked him faintly what news (which was not until after a long silence), he appeared
embarrassed how to answer.
“Is
it good?” she said, “or bad?”—to help him.
“Bad,”
he answered.
“We
are quite ruined?”
“No.
There is hope yet, Caroline.”
“If
he relents,” she said, amazed, “there is! Nothing is past hope, if such
a miracle has happened.”
“He
is past relenting,” said her husband. “He is dead.”
She
was a mild and patient creature if her face spoke truth; but she was thankful
in her soul to hear it, and she said so, with clasped hands. She prayed
forgiveness the next moment, and was sorry; but the first was the emotion of
her heart.
“What
the half-drunken woman whom I told you of last night, said to me, when I tried
to see him and obtain a week’s delay; and what I thought was a mere excuse to
avoid me; turns out to have been quite true. He was not only very ill, but
dying, then.”
“To
whom will our debt be transferred?”
“I
don’t know. But before that time we shall be ready with the money; and even
though we were not, it would be a bad fortune indeed to find so merciless a
creditor in his successor. We may sleep to-night with light hearts, Caroline!”
Yes.
Soften it as they would, their hearts were lighter. The children’s faces,
hushed and clustered round to hear what they so little understood, were
brighter; and it was a happier house for this man’s death! The only emotion
that the Ghost could show him, caused by the event, was one of pleasure.
“Let
me see some tenderness connected with a death,” said Scrooge; “or that dark
chamber, Spirit, which we left just now, will be for ever present to me.”
The
Ghost conducted him through several streets familiar to his feet; and as they
went along, Scrooge looked here and there to find himself, but nowhere was he
to be seen. They entered poor Bob Cratchit’s house; the dwelling he had visited
before; and found the mother and the children seated round the fire.
Quiet.
Very quiet. The noisy little Cratchits were as still as statues in one corner,
and sat looking up at Peter, who had a book before him. The mother and her
daughters were engaged in sewing. But surely they were very quiet!
“ ‘And
He took a child, and set him in the midst of them.’ ”
Where
had Scrooge heard those words? He had not dreamed them. The boy must have read
them out, as he and the Spirit crossed the threshold. Why did he not go on?
The
mother laid her work upon the table, and put her hand up to her face.
“The
colour hurts my eyes,” she said.
The
colour? Ah, poor Tiny Tim!
“They’re
better now again,” said Cratchit’s wife. “It makes them weak by candle-light;
and I wouldn’t show weak eyes to your father when he comes home, for the world.
It must be near his time.”
“Past
it rather,” Peter answered, shutting up his book. “But I think he has walked a
little slower than he used, these few last evenings, mother.”
They
were very quiet again. At last she said, and in a steady, cheerful voice, that
only faltered once:
“I
have known him walk with—I have known him walk with Tiny Tim upon his shoulder,
very fast indeed.”
“And
so have I,” cried Peter. “Often.”
“And
so have I,” exclaimed another. So had all.
“But
he was very light to carry,” she resumed, intent upon her work, “and his father
loved him so, that it was no trouble: no trouble. And there is your father at
the door!”
She
hurried out to meet him; and little Bob in his comforter—he had need of it,
poor fellow—came in. His tea was ready for him on the hob, and they all tried
who should help him to it most. Then the two young Cratchits got upon his knees
and laid, each child a little cheek, against his face, as if they said, “Don’t
mind it, father. Don’t be grieved!”
Bob
was very cheerful with them, and spoke pleasantly to all the family. He looked
at the work upon the table, and praised the industry and speed of Mrs. Cratchit
and the girls. They would be done long before Sunday, he said.
“Sunday!
You went to-day, then, Robert?” said his wife.
“Yes,
my dear,” returned Bob. “I wish you could have gone. It would have done you
good to see how green a place it is. But you’ll see it often. I promised him
that I would walk there on a Sunday. My little, little child!” cried Bob. “My
little child!”
He
broke down all at once. He couldn’t help it. If he could have helped it, he and
his child would have been farther apart perhaps than they were.
He
left the room, and went up-stairs into the room above, which was lighted
cheerfully, and hung with Christmas. There was a chair set close beside the
child, and there were signs of some one having been there, lately. Poor Bob sat
down in it, and when he had thought a little and composed himself, he kissed
the little face. He was reconciled to what had happened, and went down again
quite happy.
They
drew about the fire, and talked; the girls and mother working still. Bob told
them of the extraordinary kindness of Mr. Scrooge’s nephew, whom he had
scarcely seen but once, and who, meeting him in the street that day, and seeing
that he looked a little—“just a little down you know,” said Bob, inquired what
had happened to distress him. “On which,” said Bob, “for he is the
pleasantest-spoken gentleman you ever heard, I told him. ‘I am heartily sorry for
it, Mr. Cratchit,’ he said, ‘and heartily sorry for your good wife.’ By the
bye, how he ever knew that, I don’t know.”
“Knew
what, my dear?”
“Why,
that you were a good wife,” replied Bob.
“Everybody
knows that!” said Peter.
“Very
well observed, my boy!” cried Bob. “I hope they do. ‘Heartily sorry,’ he said,
‘for your good wife. If I can be of service to you in any way,’ he said, giving
me his card, ‘that’s where I live. Pray come to me.’ Now, it wasn’t,” cried
Bob, “for the sake of anything he might be able to do for us, so much as for
his kind way, that this was quite delightful. It really seemed as if he had
known our Tiny Tim, and felt with us.”
“I’m
sure he’s a good soul!” said Mrs. Cratchit.
“You
would be surer of it, my dear,” returned Bob, “if you saw and spoke to him. I
shouldn’t be at all surprised—mark what I say!—if he got Peter a better
situation.”
“Only
hear that, Peter,” said Mrs. Cratchit.
“And
then,” cried one of the girls, “Peter will be keeping company with some one,
and setting up for himself.”
“Get
along with you!” retorted Peter, grinning.
“It’s
just as likely as not,” said Bob, “one of these days; though there’s plenty of
time for that, my dear. But however and whenever we part from one another, I am
sure we shall none of us forget poor Tiny Tim—shall we—or this first parting
that there was among us?”
“Never,
father!” cried they all.
“And
I know,” said Bob, “I know, my dears, that when we recollect how patient and
how mild he was; although he was a little, little child; we shall not quarrel
easily among ourselves, and forget poor Tiny Tim in doing it.”
“No,
never, father!” they all cried again.
“I
am very happy,” said little Bob, “I am very happy!”
Mrs.
Cratchit kissed him, his daughters kissed him, the two young Cratchits kissed
him, and Peter and himself shook hands. Spirit of Tiny Tim, thy childish
essence was from God!
“Spectre,”
said Scrooge, “something informs me that our parting moment is at hand. I know
it, but I know not how. Tell me what man that was whom we saw lying dead?”
The
Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come conveyed him, as before—though at a different
time, he thought: indeed, there seemed no order in these latter visions, save
that they were in the Future—into the resorts of business men, but showed him
not himself. Indeed, the Spirit did not stay for anything, but went straight
on, as to the end just now desired, until besought by Scrooge to tarry for a
moment.
“This
court,” said Scrooge, “through which we hurry now, is where my place of
occupation is, and has been for a length of time. I see the house. Let me
behold what I shall be, in days to come!”
The
Spirit stopped; the hand was pointed elsewhere.
“The
house is yonder,” Scrooge exclaimed. “Why do you point away?”
The
inexorable finger underwent no change.
Scrooge
hastened to the window of his office, and looked in. It was an office still,
but not his. The furniture was not the same, and the figure in the chair was
not himself. The Phantom pointed as before.
He
joined it once again, and wondering why and whither he had gone, accompanied it
until they reached an iron gate. He paused to look round before entering.
A
churchyard. Here, then; the wretched man whose name he had now to learn, lay
underneath the ground. It was a worthy place. Walled in by houses; overrun by
grass and weeds, the growth of vegetation’s death, not life; choked up with too
much burying; fat with repleted appetite. A worthy place!
The
Spirit stood among the graves, and pointed down to One. He advanced towards it
trembling. The Phantom was exactly as it had been, but he dreaded that he saw new
meaning in its solemn shape.
“Before
I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,” said Scrooge, “answer me one
question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows
of things that May be, only?”
Still
the Ghost pointed downward to the grave by which it stood.
“Men’s
courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must
lead,” said Scrooge. “But if the courses be departed from, the ends will
change. Say it is thus with what you show me!”
The
Spirit was immovable as ever.
Scrooge
crept towards it, trembling as he went; and following the finger, read upon the
stone of the neglected grave his own name, Ebenezer Scrooge.
The Last of the Spirits
“Am
I that man who lay upon the bed?” he cried, upon his knees.
The
finger pointed from the grave to him, and back again.
“No,
Spirit! Oh no, no!”
The
finger still was there.
“Spirit!”
he cried, tight clutching at its robe, “hear me! I am not the man I was. I will
not be the man I must have been but for this intercourse. Why show me this, if
I am past all hope!”
For
the first time the hand appeared to shake.
“Good
Spirit,” he pursued, as down upon the ground he fell before it: “Your nature
intercedes for me, and pities me. Assure me that I yet may change these shadows
you have shown me, by an altered life!”
The
kind hand trembled.
“I
will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live
in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive
within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me I may
sponge away the writing on this stone!”
In
his agony, he caught the spectral hand. It sought to free itself, but he was
strong in his entreaty, and detained it. The Spirit, stronger yet, repulsed
him.
Holding
up his hands in a last prayer to have his fate reversed, he saw an alteration
in the Phantom’s hood and dress. It shrunk, collapsed, and dwindled down into a
bedpost.
THE
END OF IT.
Yes!
and the bedpost was his own. The bed was his own, the room was his own. Best
and happiest of all, the Time before him was his own, to make amends in!
“I
will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future!” Scrooge repeated, as he
scrambled out of bed. “The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. Oh
Jacob Marley! Heaven, and the Christmas Time be praised for this! I say it on
my knees, old Jacob; on my knees!”
He
was so fluttered and so glowing with his good intentions, that his broken voice
would scarcely answer to his call. He had been sobbing violently in his
conflict with the Spirit, and his face was wet with tears.
“They
are not torn down,” cried Scrooge, folding one of his bed-curtains in his arms,
“they are not torn down, rings and all. They are here—I am here—the shadows of
the things that would have been, may be dispelled. They will be. I know they
will!”
His
hands were busy with his garments all this time; turning them inside out,
putting them on upside down, tearing them, mislaying them, making them parties
to every kind of extravagance.
“I
don’t know what to do!” cried Scrooge, laughing and crying in the same breath;
and making a perfect Laocoön of himself with his stockings. “I am as light as a
feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a schoolboy. I am as giddy
as a drunken man. A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the
world. Hallo here! Whoop! Hallo!”
He
had frisked into the sitting-room, and was now standing there: perfectly
winded.
“There’s
the saucepan that the gruel was in!” cried Scrooge, starting off again, and
going round the fireplace. “There’s the door, by which the Ghost of Jacob
Marley entered! There’s the corner where the Ghost of Christmas Present, sat!
There’s the window where I saw the wandering Spirits! It’s all right, it’s all
true, it all happened. Ha ha ha!”
Really,
for a man who had been out of practice for so many years, it was a splendid
laugh, a most illustrious laugh. The father of a long, long line of brilliant
laughs!
“I
don’t know what day of the month it is!” said Scrooge. “I don’t know how long
I’ve been among the Spirits. I don’t know anything. I’m quite a baby. Never
mind. I don’t care. I’d rather be a baby. Hallo! Whoop! Hallo here!”
He
was checked in his transports by the churches ringing out the lustiest peals he
had ever heard. Clash, clang, hammer; ding, dong, bell. Bell, dong, ding;
hammer, clang, clash! Oh, glorious, glorious!
Running
to the window, he opened it, and put out his head. No fog, no mist; clear,
bright, jovial, stirring, cold; cold, piping for the blood to dance to; Golden
sunlight; Heavenly sky; sweet fresh air; merry bells. Oh, glorious! Glorious!
“What’s
to-day!” cried Scrooge, calling downward to a boy in Sunday clothes, who
perhaps had loitered in to look about him.
“Eh?”
returned the boy, with all his might of wonder.
“What’s
to-day, my fine fellow?” said Scrooge.
“To-day!”
replied the boy. “Why, Christmas Day.”
“It’s
Christmas Day!” said Scrooge to himself. “I haven’t missed it. The Spirits have
done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can.
Of course they can. Hallo, my fine fellow!”
“Hallo!”
returned the boy.
“Do
you know the Poulterer’s, in the next street but one, at the corner?” Scrooge
inquired.
“I
should hope I did,” replied the lad.
“An
intelligent boy!” said Scrooge. “A remarkable boy! Do you know whether they’ve
sold the prize Turkey that was hanging up there?—Not the little prize Turkey:
the big one?”
“What,
the one as big as me?” returned the boy.
“What
a delightful boy!” said Scrooge. “It’s a pleasure to talk to him. Yes, my
buck!”
“It’s
hanging there now,” replied the boy.
“Is
it?” said Scrooge. “Go and buy it.”
“Walk-er!”
exclaimed the boy.
“No,
no,” said Scrooge, “I am in earnest. Go and buy it, and tell ’em to bring it
here, that I may give them the direction where to take it. Come back with the
man, and I’ll give you a shilling. Come back with him in less than five minutes
and I’ll give you half-a-crown!”
The
boy was off like a shot. He must have had a steady hand at a trigger who could
have got a shot off half so fast.
“I’ll
send it to Bob Cratchit’s!” whispered Scrooge, rubbing his hands, and splitting
with a laugh. “He sha’n’t know who sends it. It’s twice the size of Tiny Tim.
Joe Miller never made such a joke as sending it to Bob’s will be!”
The
hand in which he wrote the address was not a steady one, but write it he did,
somehow, and went down-stairs to open the street door, ready for the coming of
the poulterer’s man. As he stood there, waiting his arrival, the knocker caught
his eye.
“I
shall love it, as long as I live!” cried Scrooge, patting it with his hand. “I
scarcely ever looked at it before. What an honest expression it has in its
face! It’s a wonderful knocker!—Here’s the Turkey! Hallo! Whoop! How are you!
Merry Christmas!”
It
was a Turkey! He never could have stood upon his legs, that bird. He
would have snapped ’em short off in a minute, like sticks of sealing-wax.
“Why,
it’s impossible to carry that to Camden Town,” said Scrooge. “You must have a
cab.”
The
chuckle with which he said this, and the chuckle with which he paid for the
Turkey, and the chuckle with which he paid for the cab, and the chuckle with
which he recompensed the boy, were only to be exceeded by the chuckle with
which he sat down breathless in his chair again, and chuckled till he cried.
Shaving
was not an easy task, for his hand continued to shake very much; and shaving
requires attention, even when you don’t dance while you are at it. But if he
had cut the end of his nose off, he would have put a piece of sticking-plaister
over it, and been quite satisfied.
He
dressed himself “all in his best,” and at last got out into the streets. The
people were by this time pouring forth, as he had seen them with the Ghost of
Christmas Present; and walking with his hands behind him, Scrooge regarded
every one with a delighted smile. He looked so irresistibly pleasant, in a
word, that three or four good-humoured fellows said, “Good morning, sir! A
merry Christmas to you!” And Scrooge said often afterwards, that of all the
blithe sounds he had ever heard, those were the blithest in his ears.
He
had not gone far, when coming on towards him he beheld the portly gentleman,
who had walked into his counting-house the day before, and said, “Scrooge and
Marley’s, I believe?” It sent a pang across his heart to think how this old
gentleman would look upon him when they met; but he knew what path lay straight
before him, and he took it.
“My
dear sir,” said Scrooge, quickening his pace, and taking the old gentleman by
both his hands. “How do you do? I hope you succeeded yesterday. It was very
kind of you. A merry Christmas to you, sir!”
“Mr.
Scrooge?”
“Yes,”
said Scrooge. “That is my name, and I fear it may not be pleasant to you. Allow
me to ask your pardon. And will you have the goodness”—here Scrooge whispered
in his ear.
“Lord
bless me!” cried the gentleman, as if his breath were taken away. “My dear Mr. Scrooge,
are you serious?”
“If
you please,” said Scrooge. “Not a farthing less. A great many back-payments are
included in it, I assure you. Will you do me that favour?”
“My
dear sir,” said the other, shaking hands with him. “I don’t know what to say to
such munifi—”
“Don’t
say anything, please,” retorted Scrooge. “Come and see me. Will you come and
see me?”
“I
will!” cried the old gentleman. And it was clear he meant to do it.
“Thank’ee,”
said Scrooge. “I am much obliged to you. I thank you fifty times. Bless you!”
He
went to church, and walked about the streets, and watched the people hurrying
to and fro, and patted children on the head, and questioned beggars, and looked
down into the kitchens of houses, and up to the windows, and found that
everything could yield him pleasure. He had never dreamed that any walk—that
anything—could give him so much happiness. In the afternoon he turned his steps
towards his nephew’s house.
He
passed the door a dozen times, before he had the courage to go up and knock. But
he made a dash, and did it:
“Is
your master at home, my dear?” said Scrooge to the girl. Nice girl! Very.
“Yes,
sir.”
“Where
is he, my love?” said Scrooge.
“He’s
in the dining-room, sir, along with mistress. I’ll show you up-stairs, if you
please.”
“Thank’ee.
He knows me,” said Scrooge, with his hand already on the dining-room lock. “I’ll
go in here, my dear.”
He
turned it gently, and sidled his face in, round the door. They were looking at
the table (which was spread out in great array); for these young housekeepers
are always nervous on such points, and like to see that everything is right.
“Fred!”
said Scrooge.
Dear
heart alive, how his niece by marriage started! Scrooge had forgotten, for the
moment, about her sitting in the corner with the footstool, or he wouldn’t have
done it, on any account.
“Why
bless my soul!” cried Fred, “who’s that?”
“It’s
I. Your uncle Scrooge. I have come to dinner. Will you let me in, Fred?”
Let
him in! It is a mercy he didn’t shake his arm off. He was at home in five
minutes. Nothing could be heartier. His niece looked just the same. So did
Topper when he came. So did the plump sister when she came. So
did every one when they came. Wonderful party, wonderful games,
wonderful unanimity, won-der-ful happiness!
But
he was early at the office next morning. Oh, he was early there. If he could
only be there first, and catch Bob Cratchit coming late! That was the thing he
had set his heart upon.
And
he did it; yes, he did! The clock struck nine. No Bob. A quarter past. No Bob.
He was full eighteen minutes and a half behind his time. Scrooge sat with his
door wide open, that he might see him come into the Tank.
His
hat was off, before he opened the door; his comforter too. He was on his stool
in a jiffy; driving away with his pen, as if he were trying to overtake nine
o’clock.
“Hallo!”
growled Scrooge, in his accustomed voice, as near as he could feign it. “What
do you mean by coming here at this time of day?”
“I
am very sorry, sir,” said Bob. “I am behind my time.”
“You
are?” repeated Scrooge. “Yes. I think you are. Step this way, sir, if you
please.”
“It’s
only once a year, sir,” pleaded Bob, appearing from the Tank. “It shall not be
repeated. I was making rather merry yesterday, sir.”
“Now,
I’ll tell you what, my friend,” said Scrooge, “I am not going to stand this
sort of thing any longer. And therefore,” he continued, leaping from his stool,
and giving Bob such a dig in the waistcoat that he staggered back into the Tank
again; “and therefore I am about to raise your salary!”
Bob
trembled, and got a little nearer to the ruler. He had a momentary idea of
knocking Scrooge down with it, holding him, and calling to the people in the
court for help and a strait-waistcoat.
“A
merry Christmas, Bob!” said Scrooge, with an earnestness that could not be mistaken,
as he clapped him on the back. “A merrier Christmas, Bob, my good fellow, than
I have given you, for many a year! I’ll raise your salary, and endeavour to
assist your struggling family, and we will discuss your affairs this very
afternoon, over a Christmas bowl of smoking bishop, Bob! Make up the fires, and
buy another coal-scuttle before you dot another i, Bob Cratchit!”
Scrooge
was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim,
who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a
master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old
city, town, or borough, in the good old world. Some people laughed to see the
alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was
wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at
which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and
knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well
that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have the malady in less
attractive forms. His own heart laughed: and that was quite enough for him.
He
had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence
Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to
keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be
truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us,
Every One!
A CHRISTMAS CAROL
by
Charles Dickens
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